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Without fail, whenever I finish writing a book I have a cathartic cry. I don't know why, it just springs up on its own. Time for an old fashioned, and to let the tears fall where they may. #cheers #BookSky

Hegseth wants public executions. They're selling postcards of the hanging They're painting the passports brown The beauty parlor is filled with sailors The circus is in town Desolation Row, Bob Dylan m.youtube.com/watch?v=hUvc...

Some parents talk to their kids about the birds and the bees, but here in this Corsican fromagerie we talk to them about a man and his sheep.

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Trumps says arch will also be a submarine pen, and ballistic missile launcher...

Some days you write yourself into a corner and some days you write yourself out of a corner. It all balances out by the ~Fin~ #Booksky #thewriter'slife

90 pages, 27k words, 4k in the past three days. I'm still in love with this story, and work is damn good. Almost halfway finished and I dropped a query on an agency. May the gods of prose and publishing grace me with their favor. #booksky #thewritinglife

What it means to be a writer: Crafting a passionate & sexy sex scene at 5:58 a.m. when you aren't feeling particularly sexy, but needs must, and the book cannot proceed until every last drop of bodily fluid has been drained from your characters & now they need some leftover pad see ew. #booksky

Over a thousand high-quality words laid down today, each of them hand-selected from the Emporium of Superlative Nomenclature and Idiom, and then honed to a razor edge. These words cut. #BookSky

BREAKING NEWS: The Seattle City Council just passed legislation that will (eventually) ban landlords from charging pet rent. Congratulations to everyone, especially my dog Lou, seen here asking me to cover him again for the 72nd month in a row.

We've entered the paranoid dictator era. Taken at his own country club in Jersey.

1.200 words today. Each one of them hand-selected for wholesomeness and flavor. Completely free-range and organic, free of growth hormones and genetic engineering. Gluten-free too. Only 45k more to go. #BookSky

Unpluggedness intensifies.

Sometimes you have to unplug.

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The Reflecting Pool is now a shade of Confederate Gray. Coincidence? I think not.

I’m going to bed at a reasonable hour so I can get up early and write. 500 words today, even though I had to work. Tomorrow is my weekend, 1,000 words is the goal. Goodnight.

Rest in Piss, Lindsey Graham

We have entered the Spaceballs portion of reality.

I've been cranking up my weather machine in DC. So far, so good.

Neil Diamond has some 'splainin to do.

People say America can't accomplish anything, that we've stopped dreaming big. Well, today, after *years* of work, the combined resources of the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial branches (as well as the media) came together to prevent some girls in Idaho from playing high school softball.

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It makes perfect sense in the upside down, that a botched pool job will be the Reichstag Fire we've all been expecting. Insurrection Act in three, two....

As people get arrested for taking free-floating paint chips out of the water, let's take a moment to remember the biggest terrorist act of last summer, Sandwich Throwing guy.

Stephen Miller is a junior high school boy's dried up cum sock, long forgotten and left to molder under a bed.

Anyone who didn't know how to spell dumb since 1977 would've been informed by the Ramones in Pinhead. We are absolutely governed by fucking morons. D-U-M-B Everyone's accusing me! D-U-M-B Everyone's accusing me! www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkYj...

Sums it up nicely.

Happy Bloomsday to those who celebrate.

The Anti-Midas strikes again. Everything he touches turns to shit.

The American zeitgeist in a single headline...

I wrote a song about RFK Jr's sperm concerns.

Happy 89th Birthday to the ever elusive Thomas Pynchon.