Call Me Ishy

PROGRAMS! CAN'T TELL THE PLAYERS WITHOUT A PROGRAM!

Yeah! But... but... you... uh... use COMMAS for decimal places! Take that! Yeah.

Capital idea!

You misquoted the song. "Everybody must get stoned..."

Yes, please!

Who are you kidding? McConnell is a Taxidermy Animatron Proof Of Concept for when The Orange Felon kicks the bucket!

TWICE!!!

It's about damn time!!

No finer image of him!

LOL! I'm going to claim a score of 1. Ranch Dressing. There's so many other wonderful dressings out there. Your score??

France is doing better than us right now at standing up to Big Corporations. Maybe we take a page from their history? @rbreich.bsky.social

They're not Christian, they're MAGAts. They're not Republican, they're MAGAts.

And that time can be tracked in seconds, not minutes.

So true. If you haven't read @mattdinniman.bsky.social book Dungeon Crawler Carl, you should. That's Princess Donut to a T.

That's because he was and still is more relevant and more popular than The Marmelade Mussolini!

@charlieann.bsky.social PREACH LADY!

Awww... poor Stephen Miller. Li'l Himmler got his feelings hurt.

As evidenced. Right, Vivek?

This is so true. I feel like going into some Republican temples and overturning a few tables.

Don't forget that MAGAts want to take all those away.

Pretty colors! But, wait. Something seems off. Can't put my finger on it...

Don't hold your breath!

Yup. This above anything. We want law enforced! We want corruption stopped! No waiting. Do it now.

Perhaps I'm an outlier. But I have empirical proof. My wife and I have insurance that gives us those tracking apps on our phone to see how well we're driving. My score: 96. My wife's score: 90. We're both exceptional drivers, but the numbers don't lie.

Is it any wonder The Rapist In Chief and the Rs are calling 12-year-old Amy Acton a liar? After all, all those Epstein Island girls were liars... weren't they?

"Law & Order (If we get caught.)"

Amazing way to visualize it. So many times I've had a good day. Then one small bad thing. And another. And another...

@mapquest.com I endorse this message.

Really. How hard is it?

What a UNIQUE way to say this!

Finally. Quiet, piggy.

Such an amazingly simple demonstration of a complex idea. Sagan was an amazing mind.

Awesome. He saw the truth of his way!

100% Ladies, vote like your very being depends on it!

Very true. Yet we know the reason. Double-standards for those willing to support the Orange One.

Mapquest understands authoritarianism is wrong. Google Maps believes authoritarianism will make them wealthy.

This should be everyone's stance. D or R. 100%.

*Nods* Yup. Sounds about right.

That last line ☠️

Been sayin this exact thing for years.

"Secretly obtain a voting machine, attempt to hack it." No good reason to do this. None.

Sir, he won't accept any Dem gains. He's going to invalidate it. Watch for it. He's already said he'll cheat. Don't take what he said for a "joke." He meant it. He's got a *LOT* of plans to cheat and deny a Dem majority.

"With AI, you'll have a three-day work week!" Does that mean you'll get the same annual pay for less work? Hell no! You'll just make less money! Does that mean things will be more affordable? Hell no! Billionaires want their money! More expense. Less $. That's AI.