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Moscow on the River Moscow, DT Moscow West

It’s more fitting. We’ll need to form a system to accept refugees from DC though. The sooner the better.

New Nuremberg.

Or New TelAviv

Hell, why not simply rename the US “Western Russia”?

When all this is over, thanks to tRump, there will be major discussions about renaming "America", that being a colonial construct derived from Amerigo Vespucci, who was working for the Spanish and Portuguese crowns. Think of what happened in Aotearoa

Trumpsberg

New Epstein Island. #VoteBlue

Putingrad.

Trump and his cult are so clueless that they don't realize that Mexico (and Canada for that much) are ALREADY American. As in North American. This country is the United States, (proper name). The continent is America, not the country so much. I mean, it's in the the name.. (of America.)

If you'd like, I can sign the Executive Order. I do have just as much authority in something like this as Trump does, after all.* ______ *i.e. none. You got that, right???

And Mars a Lago renamed "от моря до озера"

And use that ubiquitous black sharpie to do it.

More like New Richmond

Excellent idea.

Change GOP to GOPA, the good old putin apologists?

Neu-Moskau! Novaya Moskva!

FOR ALL OF THE 700K+ PEOPLE WHO LIVE HERE - NO THANK YOU!!!!!!¡!!

Heavily Democratic DC (including friends & family who live there) does not deserve this. But renaming the 1600 block of Pennsylvania Avenue would be doable.

The residents of DC won't like that.

The whole concept here is to slowly temper peoples’ mind to concept of the American Super State not the USA.

And Mar-a-Lardo New Kremlin

🤣🤣🤣👍🏾…. Tragically sad, but Funny AF !!!

Still the Gulf of Mexico

MAL = Moscow A Lago. MAGA = The grand old pedopgile protectors party

We can rename the White House to “Kremlin West” !

District of Muskovy

Washington, SSR

For real.

Hell yes. Embarrassing Trump . I love it

Maybe ‘Little Moscow” ?

2/2 one of the reasons why we did well in 2024 in VA. A lot of DC residents work for the DC government, its courts, police, Fire Dept & private industry & have suffered taxation without voting representation in the House & Senate, always. The House even “approves” its budget.

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I could go with "Really Big Red Square"

Only if you're a repukeican politicians and the ones who don't believe in what the United States of America it's really that simple loose the cult addiction truly do you actually know of any working did it work for jim jones and any of the other 250,000 each year........

its imperial empire.

Perfectly great idea

Moscow on the Patomac

Bumper sticker “Trump renames DC “New Moscow,” Thank you for your attention to this matter

Excellent

Little Kremlin has a nice small sound to it. Just for the federal area, not all of DC.

...or the White House to "Kremlin West"?

naw, we would have to rename it on Nov 4

Perhaps Moscow-A-Lago

😂😂😂👍

Or little Moscow!

This is how I feel when Canada dumps on the whole US.

😂

Although I know that some Republicans would like to restore it for gerrymandering reasons, it stil annoys my eyes how they ruined the nice diamond shape of D.C by handing back the left side.

Starlinkgrad

We’re fine in DC, except for the stupid lying deranged rapist and his Republican enablers.

Vote like Putin is on the ballot.

Exactly!

I feel ya on that! It’d be more appropriate to rename Mar-a-lago to New Kremlin.

Then rename somewhere else, like MarALago–>Little Moscow. Stop treating over 700,000 people as the butt of jokes, or disrespecting us to get a point across. The vast majority of DC is not connected to the federal government at all, and as a deep blue city/state, we loathe him and his MAGA cult.

Pretty soon he's going to suggest it shouldn't be called "Washington", DC but Trump, DC

oof

Call DC Putingrad.

Make Michigan or Minnesota our new Capitol

Best today - except I feel sorry for all of the 700k people being held hostage there!

Why are you helping Trump in his sick deflections, away from the Epstein rape allegations?

In other news: It's the Gulf of Moscow, now.

He can go pound sand. New Mexico's legislatures would have to vote on that

That name belongs on tRump properties not American ones.

Moscow on the Potomac

This deserves alt text:

Ironically, Trump couldn’t find Russia on a map of Russia much less Moscow. He is the Trojan Idiot.

Perfect

Let’s rename the GOP… PEDOPHILES UNITED.

I like West Moscow more. Reminds me of the Cold War.

USA has been re-named West Russia. May be different after November?

And Mar-a-Lago to New Kremlin.

Rename Washington to Trumpton. Only BBC viewers well over 60 will know why.

Are we now referred to by our former allies as The United States of Russia??? Treason on a grand scale and crickets.

That's not funny! Living here with zero votes in Congress, yet paying more federal taxes per capita, is bad enough. Still, we have the National Guard, murdered centuries-old trees, and the gold-covered monuments and White House look like gangster-whorehouse designs.

Halloween is almost here and DC can wear the constitution while going around asking for handouts

Let's respond to one BS with another. So typical American dumbfuckistani behavior

You stupid moron. You’re such an idiot

ACCURATE 💯

Moscow-a-lago?

Trump DC is what they will want

I hear Ill Douche asked GoogleGuy Sergey Brin to name Florida - Trumplandia

A new Oblast?

I don’t like either of those ideas.

Lets rename New York too! And New Hampshire, and New Jersey They ‘re English place names. So un-American. And what about the city names? Cairo Georgia? Oh my God! How have we survived so long. And don’t forget, WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

Or Moscow West

That's probably who the triumphal arch is for and the redecorating of the Lincoln bedroom's bathroom. Look it up.

Love this💙🇺🇸🌎

THIS

St. Pedosburg

just change DC to the western branch of the kremlin - all calls are monitored - windows do open so do not stand too close - backstabbing is a job requirement - utter adherence to putin a must - easy to reach number to snitch on your neighbors 1-800-MOSCOW

Merde-a-Lardo is RUMP's dacha.

Why change the name? The D.C. has always stood for District of Corruption

About right

700k Washingtonians disagree with this post. We have 5k National Guard patrolling our streets, unemployment rate is the highest in the country due to Elons Doge. businesses are closing down, homelessness is increasing, monuments, reflection pool, museums are being decimated, yet we still fight on!

Don't blame DC for orange caligula's stupidities!

Russia 2.0

I am sure the felon in the White Kremlin would like that

It wasn’t all that long ago that Trump didn’t even know New Mexico was in the United States.

AND WE WILL RENAME MAGOTLARDO PRISON FOR CHILD RAPISTS NO MATTER WHAT!!!

Great idea

Much more accurate!

Or, Mos Cow Largo

Ouch! As a DC area resident, let me point out that Mar a Largo is in Florida!

I dont want to rename things, I dont want Obama running in '28, I want a sane country with gas and healthcare I can afford

Moscow West

Definitely!

@mapquest.com We know you have a sense-of-humor!

Or they can move the WH to Moscow, Idaho?

Nope. Let's not normalize that chit.

I’m all for it!

Nice!

🎯🎯

Perfect

Let's name a new president.