lao gan ma enjoyer

Look at this dog I'm sitting

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

I'm not unc I'm unk

Just rode passed the Cuban embassy and gave a "¡viva cuba!" to the guy wrapping up his day and he gave me a ✊🏼 "viva" back

Malcolm X Park right now

LFGGGGGGG

not exactly what *I* would do if my department was facing intense security for conduct and financial concerns but then again I'm not working for the Racism Enforcement Agency share.google/iDSH6XFPzXLu...

love this town

the problem with listening to a fantastic album that features a song on Obama's Top Songs of 2022, is that when you listen to That Song you're like "damn, Obama's interns were cooking"

they say i spent time on j-dawg’s, uh, mr. epstein’s island. that’s a terrible lie. i didn’t even get to use the zip line. i mean if there even was a zip line on the island

all up and down 11th street NW cars have 2ft high, 4ft wide snow/ice drifts blocking them in and someone has taped little "if you want help shoveling your car out, hmu" messages to to them

please let us have this one

All candy Big pretzel Can drink

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

exciting day for me, I have to try and pronounce the word marscapone to a stranger

the only two times im cool with wearing my hat backwards: -riding my bike (lest my hat fly off) -at the beach (lest I burn my neck)

in 2026 can DC have our very own Zohran Mamdani moment for our mayoral election? as a treat?

I am thankful for those boosting the freedom flotilla stuff, I'm genuinely very worried for their safety

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

ok I found a condo I like and I want to put in an offer but I forget who I'm supposed to tell I want to do that to

happy national bike month! I am apparently a Cargo Bike (bikeleague.org/bike-month-q...)

didn't pay my dock fee at the himbodome and my houseboat got repossessed

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

wait this is so funny this is an actual friend request I got

got tickets for a show not realizing that "late show" at the 930 club literally means headliner goes on at 11:30 PM??? but my bed time.....

Lots to be sad about in 2025 but one pretty big victory is there seems to be a lot less clamshell packaging than there was in the 2010s

I think I'm going to start treating my condo search like a 1am facebook marketplace oh you want $375k for 600 ft² ?? would you entertain ... $265k instead?

Happy Birthday to David Byrne, lead singer and guitarist of the Talking Heads, born on this day in 1952, Dumbarton, Scotland Talking Heads - Psycho Killer (Earliest Live Video, Live at CBGB's,1975) #punkrock #postpunk #newwave #davidbyrne #talkingheads #history #otd

house search is insane what do you MEAN you want half a million dollars for a 1 bed 1 bath go to JAIL

40 years ago on this date, police dropped a bomb on a West Philadelphia neighborhood

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

Song of the day: Life During War Time "This ain't no party, this ain't no disco, this ain't no fooling around." My nomination for the soundtrack song of 2025. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8al5...

*rips off a piece of hot dog* this is my body, which is given to you. *dips hot dog in malort* this cup is the new covenant in my blood, do this in remembrance of me

American pope?!!!??????

Happy birthday Painted Shut!!!! www.stereogum.com/2306566/hop-...

the sheer length of the Woodley Park metro escalator introduces an interesting question: how many beers can one consume while riding it's entirety?

One of my favorite genres of dudes is an aged father son duo. just had a lovely conversation with like late 60s guy and his 80+ y/o father

it seems pretty clear to me that the country was founded on both inspiring ideals of universal human rights *and* on slavery and genocide. the tension between these two tendencies - sometimes within the very same individuals! - is a main theme of American history a real Land Of Contrasts situation

guys Sinners was soooooooooo good

The World Food Programme has "delivered its last remaining food stocks to hot meals kitchens in the Gaza Strip. These kitchens are expected to fully run out of food in the coming days,” the United Nations agency said Friday.

As someone who works in transportation I cannot wait to use this at every conceivable moment

Marilyn Monroe V. Wade

idk how to do this but I wanna post more here but this was a qt