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It wasn’t a picture of Shrek’s penis, either. It was a picture of nude Shrek that included what the artist imagined to be his penis. Still want to find the artist.

lmao why is there a plecnik bilboard in euclid

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the algorithm

I will say this is a total fabrication of the alleged exchange, but that doesn’t make it any less hilarious. Very normal brain at work here.

city just put up a bunch of new flock cameras in several places but now wants an income tax increase to pay for the schools because people think the property tax currently paying for the schools is going away. how about you stop paying for mass unwarranted surveillance first buddy

spilled water on my keyboard yesterday and now hitting the p key enters something like sertyuiop[scroll lock]. hopefully just need to let it dry out properly, otherwise guess it's time for a new keyboard (typed this on cheap old keyboard)

i see the washington times is talking out their ass as usual

hurry!

when the torrent stalls at 99.9% for everyone

you know, i would have thought it would be the dumbass red states pushing for the absolutely stupid age verification on the operating system regulations, but somehow the blue states are outdumbing them

Fuck him up, Socrates!

if a state (e.g. kansas) is denying people human rights, don't glibly tell them to leave the state, or the country. it is incredibly difficult to leave everything you knew behind because some piece of shit politicians decided you aren't human. everyone deserves equal rights, and you're annoying btw

turns out the reason why i couldn't save some youtube videos to playlists was because the rule i had added in ublock origin to block the Ask button was also catching the Save button

the piles of white stuff is turning into water wtf is happening this hasn't happened in weeks

discord nitro has broken the record for fastest getting me to cancel a subscription after announcing stupid shit

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

help i have contracted the brainrot

finally got on RomAI (osu matchmaking bot, not actually "AI") reminds me of the good parts of maidbot back in the day but with newer pools first 2 pools were from tournaments i actually played in (but got eliminated from before those late rounds), so that was neat

"We've Noticed You're Blocking Ads" that's because i don't want to see them. the doomsday clock of each of our lives ticks ever closer to midnight with each passing second. you must be the person you wanted to be when you grew up and that guy does not look at ads

i forgot homecoin's username

Please keep putting pressure on PayPal. Stories like this are becoming more and more common. Artists don’t deserve to lose their source of income over payment processors being puritanical/anti-small business.

All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI. I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".

guys i think i found the song they're going to use for owc gf tb www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWNH...

what the fuck is this age verification shit i'm not tying my account to my irl id fuck you bsky

A U.S. citizen who was arrested for filming an ICE raid at Home Depot is suing the federal government for $1 million— and I hope he gets every penny. THIS‼️ When being transported, Garcia heard agents boasting about how many ‘bodies’ they had gotten that day and saw them celebrate with high fives.

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hmm, video and audio seems to be desyncing a lot on here today after scrolling ahead in the video. (desktop, firefox) @bsky.app

almost missed renewing my car insurance because my phone decided that i no longer wanted to get push notifications from yahoo mail recently