Ace King

🤣 Ban this, motherfucker: 🖕. Also, 🤡. But I bet the current SCOTUS would let him get away with banning the First Amendment...

Is it just me or does it seem when there's a prison escape, it's almost always in Tennessee. Having lived in TN I am aware it largely never has its shit together about anything.

The small dog part of my local dog park is so much fun now. Interesting and nice regulars, so the people get to socialize as much as the dogs do, and getting to know the other dogs is entertaining. Seeing my little guys frolic is pretty great, too.

Trademark scams are everywhere, so I made this to help you avoid them #lawsky youtu.be/PCoC52Eu5lQ?...

I love this. Maybe you will enjoy it, too. This song always reminds me of the good jukebox at a legendary campus grad student bar when I was in law school. youtu.be/EunOC2JSv-w?...

Well that's one way to deny claims...

A local clinic held a drive-through flu shot service today. Once I got past the unexpected ptsd feeling from seeing a massive double line of cars lined up at a clinic like in peak Covid testing times, I was glad to see so many people taking this year's flu variant seriously. Got my shot 2 weeks ago.

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What's the most surprising account that's blocked you? Mine is Gen. Barry McCaffrey @brma64.bsky.social, and I was the very first person he blocked out of not very many.

Enjoy my goofy boys. The number of takes it required to get one without Emmett jumping Milo was absurd 😂 it's like walking the Keystone Cops sometimes.

The Second Chance Animal Adoption Center is asking community members for help as its food supply dwindles. https://www.wcia.com/news/vermilion-county/danvilles-second-chance-animal-adoption-center-needs-donations/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky_ 

Thank you, sir. 😸🐕 @mayor.nyc.gov

Baaaahahahahahaha! FIE-ORD! Not even a week. And CA bar investigating now. ETTD. Suddenly my day doesn't seem so bad

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But the POSOTUS says the economy is fine...

Both dogs are snoring next to me. Dare I open my bag of goldfish crackers?

Yeah, in response to this lying idiot, I feel compelled to be absolutely snobby about having passed three state bars and the patent bar, all on the first try. 😈

Attempting to watch Crowhaven Farm, but the obvious So Cal locations (from Little House on the Prairie, even?) standing in for Massachusetts and the godawful 70s TV show background music are ruining it. When I saw it's am Aaron Spelling tv movie I should have known...

Me to myself: ok, all ready for the little dog guys to come say goodnight and wind down for bedtime. My brain:

hot take but those public executions were also bad

Am I avoiding my inbox by looking at social media posts? Yes I am. My inbox is worse. ChatGPT is turning clients' "quick questions" into 10-item multi-page inquisitions that are nonsense or should be 3 or 4 new paid engagements to fully answer & get mad when I don't respond to all that for free.

Bing-fucking-o. Let me tell you about the time my sorority fined me $50 for refusing to go sing raunchy songs to the frat that had as one of its active members a guy who SA'd me. We need to hold enabling systems accountable too.

"either the ICC will end its threats, or we will end the ICC.” - Rubio. Boy is this administration rightly afraid of prosecution.

Live streaming a government execution of anyone is a sickening ploy to instill fear & obedience, stir up the kind of people who stormed the Capitol, & further desensitize us to this administration reveling in being barbaric. Medieval shit. I hope the entire administration rots in prison.

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Keep this in your pocket for whenever someone tells you your interests are weird. I bet they're not this weird.

Timelime cleanse.

I can't believe I'm intentionally leaving in some flubs so my work videos don't seem like AI. They aren't. If they were I'd post them a lot more regularly. They're a lot of work I don't really have time for.

Oh wow, a full show??? With Isbell, Hood, and Cooley not shitfaced on Jack Daniel's? Well. So much for my productivity the rest of the day. I may pass out from nostalgia during Decoration Day.

See, it IS possible to jail a high-ranking politician in the US. Let's do it again with the current administration leaders.

Oh dear. I'm entirely too sleepy for a Monday. I'd like to exchange it for a Sunday, please.

My phone hates me. Despite all my attempts to prevent my work email from doing notifications on the weekend, I get them anyway. Maybe I should threaten the phone with a hammer....

Also, early voting isn't possible yet due to "technical issues." This is in an office run by a Democrat. A crooked af pardoned felon currently under indictment again, yes, likely concerned his indicted wife will lose to a Dem write-in candidate. I sure hope she does.

I have nothing against candy corn. But this? The mere idea of how sugary it must smell makes me queasy.

Shelter pauses stray cat acceptance; seeks fosters for healthy cats at the facilityhttps://www.wandtv.com/2026/10/02/contagious-cat-virus-found-sangamon-county-animal-control-adoption-center/

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Happy Tails is back! Every Wednesday, WAND will feature animals from the Decatur & Macon County Animal Shelter Foundation (DMCASF). https://www.wandtv.com/2026/09/30/wands-happy-tails-featuring-corn-moon-maureen/ 

Starting the day with an email from a client angry that he "gave me a few days to respond" after returning to the office and hadn't heard anything. I had a very clear out-of-office email responder, returned to the office *yesterday*, and had meetings half the day. Don't be this guy.

Reposting because this should be everywhere

I never wear a suit. I meet by zoom and phone only. My practice is successful. I know my practice is too modern for certain kinds of clients and I'm totally OK with that.

I am stepping in as IP co-counsel for another local attorney and I had forgotten that they do in-person meetings, and even at their clients' offices 😱. I hope they won't mind I won't be wearing a suit. I have my limits 😁

Got some bones from Etsy to use for making jewelry. Ethically sourced. Chicken bones. To me, they have zero smell. To the dogs, well, they have what I call the "Chicken Crazies" like my cats did when my ex brought Popeyes home. This could be a problem. Also Emmett tried to eat a bead I let him sniff

This week's WAND's Happy Tails features George and Bookworm!