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wow you boycotted disney for palestine? cool. i slept with ethan klein for months to undermine the zionist project. your thing is cool too tho

tamara did nothing wrong!! #stillwithher

i have an ai agent that tweets slurs at psychos and tells them if they have a problem with that to meet me at bryan johnsons address

Zionism 101: Nazism makes Jews safe

I asked Elizabeth Holmes why Cow Tools is funny and she explained it perfectly

say what you want about fascist criminals, they're good for business

yup.

we're supposed to believe that despite having a budget in the billions of dollars the NYPD is meaningfully hindered by its gymnasium sometimes being used to play basketball for what, like an hour or so at a time?

under trump it's illegal to be white

10-1. the comeback begins

The its illegal to be white political ad into the sydney sweeney sports betting ad literally the worst shit of all time get rid of the nation

brewers in 3

bake em away toys and free my soul

i for one welcome our brewers overlords

wait, so you're telling me they don't call things that aren't socialism socialism but they do call things that are socialism socialism? wild stuff

it would be a bigger story if this president were not a serial rapist tbh

he's probably thinking about the kansas furniture outlet

me wishing zohran would start dunking on the nypd

its insane how not many people are talking about how republicans with the help of several moderate democrats are building out the largest abusive medical conversion therapy operation in modern american history

Be kind. Everybody’s here getting attention the best way they know how.

i found out when i saw three pictures in a row of bolsonaro in the hospital

jair bolsonaro has been elected to stay in prison lol

Why do bash “dead-beat” moms for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?

i never thought of it that way!

once again the democrats getting outflanked to the left by trump

i still haven't realized that but ill let you know when i do

they're called the fucking brewers lmao

his pfp is literally the midwit

I stopped checking social media and posting all the time, and you know what? You guessed it. My life didn't get better at all.

the 3 most common lines of work for Orlando natives: 1. theme park employee 2. timeshare salesman 3. member of a world-famous boy band group

one thing i miss about old twitter is you used to be able to get a thousand likes saying it's all hallows eve not all hallows steve

brewers just inevitable. changing my prediction from brewers in 6 to brewers in 4

covid 19. they have a jab for it now

i guess im voting for ken paxton now

or a better podcaster, giving people better commutes