Jack Burden

A moment so sick it destroyed every AI

You’d be surprised how often “she’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro” comes in handy in daily life.

oracle of delphi voice

You can actually see the moment the Knicks won the NBA championship in the @mta.info B26 operating data lol

Gotta be pretty weird watching Fat Joe try and psych you out of a free throw

Always wanted someone to do a one-year-long TV series adaptation of “Batman: The Long Halloween” wherein every episode comes out on the holiday during which each issue takes place. Starts Halloween one year, ends Halloween the next year.

Sum up 2026 in a sentence.

Criminally funny, but also I'm crying inside Norway comes for the #TechBros www.forbrukerradet.no/breakingfree vimeo.com/1168468796?f...

For months I've banged the drum that "not sure" has become the safe harbor answer for "Republicans who know Trump's probably wrong, but don't want to admit it." Today's Economist/YouGov Poll: Is Donald Trump racist? 41% of Republicans have No Opinion. d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec...

House Democrats must vote ‘no’ on DHS funding tomorrow. Our country is in the middle of a five alarm fire, and we must act like it. While ICE agents are killing Americans in the street and using five year old children as bait, we should not give that agency another dime.

Can’t say I’m thrilled.

If you are the type of person who was looking for evidence the world is not run by unrepentant psychopaths, 2025 has not been your year.

SOMEONE: hey, so ME: oh god what’d I do now

Just the NYT calling the areas where Mamdani most won votes - "The Commie Corner"