Jack Fitzpatrick

Thank God ICE thugs were on duty at LaGuardia this morning while the airport was shut down.

If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.

Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile. There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.

If you've ever been a fan of or even just listened to Marc Maron's WTF podcast then give a listen to his final pod with Barack Obama.

I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein

Just saw someone on the internet call Trump “Ol’ Yam Tits” and will never see a photo of him again in the same way

What's with the hyperwhite shirts the Texan honchos wear as they try to shift blame to the feds?

I think we may have someone claiming dictatorial powers soon. But it won't be Drumpf or JD, certainly not Little Marco. I think we may have our own Evita named Pam.

We now have a pretty good idea of how the military will react to clearly illegal orders from a deranged president

American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.

People seem to be laughing at him and his administration. It gives me hope.

Watching Musk and Bannon fighting over the internet is the social media equivalent of watching crabs and syphilis duke it out over body counts in a Wild West whorehouse.

Elon is running the country. Right now. He needs to be stopped, right now. There are legal means to do so, they need to be used now.

How can T be giving up power to someone even crazier than he is? Bannon must be going nuts!

Who is going to tell Trump that he's not in charge?

President-elect Musk is really setting down the marker of how he wants to run his administration. VP Trump better pay attention.

Orange douche isn't even President yet and Elmo has already taken over!

I hope Biden quits as soon as he gets back from Africa, and raises a big middle finger to the country that has screwed him royally after all he has given.

The GOP and the punditry are busily trying to find another back to stab Joe Biden in. Guess what folks? He doesn't give a fuck anymore!

Have you noticed that Elon is slowly creeping up the list of actual competents in the new administration?

I wonder if it's beginning to dawn on Rubio that he will be the closest thing to an adult in any Cabinet meeting?

My last comment. Trump got fewer votes (2m or so) than he did in '20, when he was beaten by 10m. So what did these 12m voters do (or not do) and why?

Does not hegemonic masculinity = male supremacy? Why the fancy words?

Trump is going to let Biden off the hook (gracious call etc) and probably even Harris (same). But he is going to go after the Obamas. He needs a demon.

i think the biggest blindspots among pundits and “savvy” political journalists are abortion and jan. 6. they don’t think they are significant and to some extent they don’t want them to be