Reese

I’m so warm and fuzzy.

Okay this one is a certified banger. Curse the one minute time cap.

Gained my winter 10 lbs.

let’s get spoopy

me skeeting in times of peace: 0 likes me replyguying when some rich asshole’s name ends up on a tombstone: BANGER

Wow holy shit lol

Deeply diseased stuff here lol

I stumbled onto my olllld iPhone 4 and I gotta tell ya it has maybe the best handfeel of any smartphone ever.

How it breaks their hearts That we've made an art Of desecrating our Sanctuaries

I’m in love with poisoning

starting ayahuasca to up my posting game

sexbots are DMing me. Juice confirmed.

I’m used to people liking me more than I like them. The opposite is harder.

giving me social media and liquor is crazy tbh

Thanksgiving Eve? Time to get fuckin drunk

underrated as fuck tbh

fuckin banger

there’s some asshole who plastered these all over town years ago. I bet he cried for Alex Jones lmao

“I’m gonna do something fun tonight!” *lays in bed high doing nothing*

this is still one of my favorite quotes btw

Matt Gaetz has withdrawn from consideration to be Trump's attorney general, amid doubts about his fitness to serve and ability to be confirmed.

it’s actually chilly today fuckin a

a co-worker sold me a sword for 1 penny.

inventing time travel so i can go post stolen bangers in the past

another day in the mines

“Can’t we just agree to disagree?” no

Woman opposite me is T9 texting on a flip phone at the speed of sound. To see a traditional skill, a near-lost art like that demonstrated with such virtuoso takes the breath away.

chunky sadness for breakfast

skeeting into the void

"They're attacking David Duke for the Christian organization he's a part of. This is disgusting anti-Christian bigotry."

me talking to my car

The decoy keyboard is working

I understand anarchists when I see a traffic camera for doling out speeding tickets.

hobo era

maybe if we all turned into Joe Manchin we could win (do you hear yourself??)

seeing a butt and turning into this guy

had an 80-year-old man wordlessly watch me service his generator today while he smacked noisily on his gum every second was an eon of pain

GRIFFIIIITH

i must destroy every other Reese to gain their posting powers ala The One

It took 3 tries but this place finally has sustainable juice.

Be vigilant about keeping abusive right-wing trolls off your accounts by reading replies and blocking. We all have a responsibility to keep this platform from becoming the toxic sewer that the other one is. Don’t look to others, do your part.

Skyline instead of timeline >>>>>>