El Hijo De Jahnno Twonior

Anyone else's cat get super concerned when you're about to sneeze? My dude looks at me and chirps until the sneeze goes

Palace, your game today. Oof

It's 4:20 man

Things I'd like to see today? A Hull city and Forest win

Okay new rule, if you tailgate me, have an American flag flying off the back of your truck, and have bearded dude window decals on your truck, I should be allowed to shoot your tires out right there and then

Please remember to leave out cookies and cocaine tonight for Earth Wind and Fire.

My wife's at work today which means hanging in my garage listening to TERROR while sharpening tools. We live by the code today

I would like to see Hull City win today.

I really don't want F1 drivers to start side questing different series like Indy or Wec, cause Max and Lando fans make me wanna commit seppuku.

I will never get tired of seeing Kimi Antonelli win races

Like, man, if you find this controversial you’re never gonna win an election ever

I love a good dipshit that doesn't accept replies. Back to your cave painting homunculus

If there's one song that truly captures my vibe as a human being it would be Do It Again by Steely Dan youtu.be/aQnW-MxAU6U?...

Y'all ever just feel unwanted and shit?

I'm telling you to shut up anyway. Doesn't matter the accent. Let people fucking be.

Trying to convince my wife that our cat Stevie has been possessed by the spirit of QVC star Esteban.

Friendly reminder that MPD assisted in and provided tax funded security for a J'6ers hate rally last week

First week of classes in the books. Here's a face frame I made. I did that. With my hands. WE CAN STILL MAKE THINGS

Had a dream the other night that @wesburdine.bsky.social convinced me to start a band called Your Mom's Van and its jazz fusion covers of 90/00s tracks that your mom would think are sick and insisted very heavily that Save Tonight by Eagle Eye Cherry feature twice a night.

I really wish Linda McMahon would revert to her pre WrestleMania X-Seven catatonic, wheelchair bound state.

First day of school in the book. It felt so good to finally get into the woodshop again.

@mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social pays MPD to protect Nazis pedophiles like Jake Lang and not the people who pay their fucking checks. They can do that, but couldn't act on my stolen car when I told them where to go get it. Fuck you. See, I'm doing just as much as you did for the city dickhead

I would like to see Forest win this one

I would like to see all ICE agents muckbang their medicine cabinets.

SONS OF BITCHES KIA BOYS

The goat Dal Bastias from the movie Stober is gonna play Karlos in God of War.

@minneapolismn.gov who do I have to contact about cops not going and taking possession of my car that was stolen last night and has since BEEN STOLEN AGAIN FROM THE LOT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE POSSESSION OF IT.

I LOVE THAT MPD TOLD MY WIFE THAT WE NEED TO BE THERE FOR THE RELEASE OF HER STOLEN CAR, ONLY FOR THE THEIF TO COME BACK AND TAKE IT AGAIN. CALL THEM BACK AND A DIFFERENT COP TELLS US WE DIDNT NEED TO BE THERE AND THAT WE DID IT WRONG. I WANNA FUCKING SCREAM

Hey they found our car in a random lot with the back windows smashed out. I love this so fucking much

So our car got stolen today. Why does the universe hate me so much?

I really gotta stop going on Facebook and telling old bigots to go mukbang their medicine cabinets.

I really really wish Angie Craig would fuck all the way back off to Arkansas

World cup has fucked me up. There's no reason for me to be up watching Italian friendlies at almost 7 am

“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok” Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch

Lamelo stans thinking the Timberwolves subreddit is an Instagram feed will be the fucking death of me

I got a bone to pick with capitalism and a few to break

I’m sorry but why aren’t we talking more about the fact that Angie Craig called Sen. John Hoffman soon after he was shot for his endorsement?? A new low. Very transactional move and she’s not the person I want representing us in the U.S. Senate. Primary Election Day is 8/11. I’m voting Flanagan.

The fact that Cub pharmacies are being fucked over by a 5'1 corpo AI psycho with no actual medical/pharmacy experience needs to be investigated.

I would really like to see Roger and Jay Penske be melted by a high powered laser, but here we are

VIVA ESPANA

I've seen enough, give the muppets the super bowl halftime show

Got the hold on my registration removed today, looks like I'm really gonna become a furniture maker lol

Ant can’t get me pregnant but LaMelo can run me over.

Not ever gonna be a dad? Go do fathers day things anyway. Just cause you don't have doesn't mean you cant enjoy the hardware store deals and grilling out.

Yeah things fuckin suck around the world right now, but it's Le Mans this weekend and that's 24 hrs of cars go brr and distraction. Best weekend of the year honestly

Once this furniture making thing takes off for me, I think I'm gonna donate a dining set for every like 10/15 custom projects/cabinet gigs to people trying to get back on their feet. Ive been there before and remember how hard it is to start all over again. Change the community, change the world

BREAKING: Trump’s grotesquely discolored hand has dropped off his body and run onto the court at Madison Square Garden, NBA Finals game halted as security responds

Imagine if we get the ultimate "Tarps off for the boys" moment in game 3 of the finals. That would be the sick