Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate

Jaime: The Jaimes of Fate

@jaimev2.bsky.social

IPA, espresso, random stuff. Atlanta is weird though it may just be me.

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Total phony. Little phony. Zero-calorie phony. Crystal phony. Baja Blast phony

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on El-Sayed: "We can't him in the United States-- we can't have him in the United States Senate. I look so forward to Michigan. I think it's gonna be wild. Because he's a total phony. He's a little phony. He's a jihadist. He's a vicious, violent jihadist."

I -am- bigly! It’s the rallies that got small!

Alan Stamm@alanstamm.bsky.social

"Donald Trump may spend his final years enacting his own version of Norma Desmond's delusion. "He’ll stand in front of smaller and smaller gatherings at Mar-a-Lago or one of his golf clubs and address the dwindling group of admirers as though he was at one of those blazing 2016 rallies."

I don’t know if my interview went well. I said my starting salary should be X. Interviewer said salary is $10k less. I replied after I gave you my history, my starting date had moved up by two months and training is cut in half. Why should I accept a greenhorn salary? I can hit the ground running.

Maybe if he solves all the puzzles in a Highlights magazine he’ll get the Pulitzer.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Wow Trump is just making huge gaffes during this speech: They gave the wonderful peace prize, right? Does anybody know the name of that peace prize? They gave the Pulitzer Prize to a young lady

Is the fraud line open yet?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz announces that the Trump administration is "going to defer $1.2 billion more dollars from California today. They just got the note. The growth of personal care services in California is twice the rate of every other state."

We’re out of toilet paper at the shop. I am not buying any, that is the OA’s job. Just like it is to buy paper towels (we’ve run out), coffee (down to our last pot of grounds), general supplies. And she laughs about it when we bring it up.

That effing Jonas Salk.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Peter Navarro uses the White House as a prop while making a deranged sales pitch for his book: "Buy one for a friend, and I'm asking you to do this because it's the only way we're gonna put Fauci in prison. If we sell a million of them to change the thinking ... "

He forgot the Red Hat Club.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Mike Waltz alleges that "the communist party in Cuba has been working with antifa and a number of other progressive leftist groups to sow chaos in our inner cities ... they're doing it with the violent environmentalist movement and pro-Palestinian movement"

Stepfather’s 80th? birthday at Top Golf in Jacksonville. Mom is in the orange sweater, his daughter is far right in the floral. Daughter in laws parents are on the left, daughter in law and her boyfriend behind them and grandkids filling in the rest.

Who needs healthcare? We got golf courses!

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You have a golf course right now -- it's old, tired, beaten up, it's useless. It doesn't do much business. We want to do something great for Washington. We're going to basically build a better golf course. It's going to be one of the great courses."

Shoot first, ask questions later.

Alt National Park Service@altnps.bsky.social

Video shows him pinned face down and handcuffed, crying because his arm was broken and begging for paramedics. Local police eventually got him to medical care. A bike ride in your own neighborhood should never end like this.