Jake (Real)

Jake (Real)

@jakemhs.bsky.social

Yankees, other sports, cats, parenting, anything funny or interesting.

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Jake (Real)
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I do not miss being a member of this stupid-ass union.

Sam@samd.bsky.social

TWU be like “Hochul is MAGA because she doesn’t support our MAGA union” in reality, they’re just mad at Hochul because she refused to expand the union’s expensive handouts and make-work jobs funded with taxpayer $$

Jake (Real)
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What did she know

Jake (Real)@jakemhs.bsky.social

Me: The Brewers are up in the World Series, but the Rays are at home tonight so that might help. My adorable child who loves trolling me, with a giant grin on her face: That didn't help the Yankees!

Jake (Real)
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Me: The Brewers are up in the World Series, but the Rays are at home tonight so that might help. My adorable child who loves trolling me, with a giant grin on her face: That didn't help the Yankees!

Jake (Real)
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Truly what goes through the mind of people who decide a phone speaker isn't obnoxious enough and blast their music from a Bluetooth speaker?? In crush subway conditions??????

Jake (Real)
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Every annoying lefty asking why Americans can't be more like the French: lol

Europe Elects@europeelects.bsky.social

France, Toluna-Harris poll: Presidential run-off election Le Pen (RN-PfE): 70% Mélenchon (LFI-LEFT): 30% Le Pen (RN-PfE): 57% Philippe (HOR-RE): 43% Le Pen (RN-PfE): 59% Glucksmann (PS/PP-S&D): 41% Fieldwork: 23 October 2026 Sample size: 2,094

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Wow the Sixers made a 29 point comeback? Were you aware that the Knicks did the same thing in the NBA finals, in the process of defeating the Spurs in 5 games to win the NBA championship?

Jake (Real)
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James Dolan is a world class piece of garbage and now that he's paying attention to the Knicks again I expect another 20 years of darkness

Jake (Real)
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Wow the Sixers made a 29 point comeback? Were you aware that the Knicks did the same thing in the NBA finals, in the process of defeating the Spurs in 5 games to win the NBA championship?

Jake (Real)
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Yes I miss headphone jacks too but cheap Bluetooth headphones are out there! This behavior continues to confuse me.

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Jake (Real)
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There is a genuine gap between two philosophies though 1. We live in a crowded city, therefore we should take extra care not to impose on others, including with noise. 2. We live in a crowded city, therefore it's unreasonable to expect others to consider you.

Jake (Real)
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This show was good for one half of one season, what are we doing here

Pop Base@popbase.tv

🚨 A ‘GLEE’ revival has been officially ordered at Disney+ and Hulu. No cast members are currently announced to return.

Jake (Real)
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Replace Jimmy Fallon with this lady immediately

the babahuck@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

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David_j_roth
@davidjroth.bsky.social

Trade some middling prospects for Freddy Peralta, instantly break his whole shit and flop so bad that all of America knows what every inch of your ass looks like, trade Peralta for some maybe-better prospects to a team that fixes him instantly. Yeah I'd say this is outcome is a big win for the Mets.

Jake (Real)
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Seems reasonable

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

NVIDIA CEO JENSEN HUANG SAYS HE BELIEVES MOST PEOPLE IN GERMANY WILL MOSTLY WORK INSIDE A DIGITAL TWIN OF THEIR COMPANY, BUILDING DIGITAL CARS WITH DIGITAL BRAINS, WITH AI ROBOTS BUILDING ROBOTIC CARS INSIDE ROBOTIC FACTORIES

Jake (Real)
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This got me to read IShowSpeed's Wikipedia page and it might be the first time I genuinely do not understand how someone became famous.

The Go Off Kings@gooffkings.bsky.social

There is basically no chance we win. We are going up against four of the most popular streamers on the platform, including a guy who is like a top 5 most famous person in the entire world. However: "It would be funny if we won." Go here to vote: thestreamerawards.com/vote?categor... #VoteForDVDWeek

Jake (Real)
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So everyone in the Eagles organization will be fired, right?

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs. Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played the game without having slept. Crazy.