Jacob

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)

I'm paying almost $1500 in federal taxes to a government run by pedophiles to: kidnap children, fund a genocide, and host war criminals on a red carpet (among other things). Is it okay to freak out yet

HUGE NEWS FOR THE EM DASH COMMUNTIY!!! I've been using the alt code for way too long

National Treasure is on at the hotel gym and let's just say I don't think I'm going to be getting much exercise done

Bowser: "I think I speak for all Americans -- we don't believe it's legal to use the American military against American citizens on American soil."

Jubilee pitch: “Julius Caesar vs 20 Roman Senators”

I went golfing yesterday for the first time so instead of asking me my score instead look at me standing on this thing

ICE GOONS hanging out in the lobby of Glendale Memorial Hospital

So true bestie

The new @durrymusic.bsky.social has no skips, amazing album

You’d better like this new album or else 🤜🫷

Took some photos of the sunset :)

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social hi I have a very important question that I would love for you to answer!

Reading a Big Number xkcd.com/3102/

Does this app not have drafts or am I going insane

250 years ago, Americans rejected a mad king. On June 14, we’re taking to the streets again for a nationwide day of defiance to say NO KINGS. Over 600 events are planned in all 50 states to reject authoritarianism and show the world what democracy really looks like: www.nokings.org?SQF_SOURCE=i...

The highlight of my week was having to do a constitution saving throw to see if my Dwarf Paladin in D&D would vomit after getting super drunk at a pub prior to an altercation.

I have a new favorite band and it's @durrymusic.bsky.social

Put a new rod in my closet by myself, in my handyman era fr

Finished Rings of Power season 2 and I am convinced I can direct a better show. Poor fight scene macro (micro choreo was really good BUT overall pacing was bad and just some dumb decision making), weird plot point choices, BUT no more random slomo!! 6.5/10 I'm mad about the wizard reveal

People in Chicago do NOT know how to drive. I've had ATTEMPTS on my life by other drivers multiple times since I've been here.