King of the Suburbs

Over 2,000 alumni from Vivek’s all-boys catholic high school in Cincinnati have signed and circulated a petition demanding that he pull the ad and issue a public apology for “ignoring the moral responsibilities” of his Jesuit education. I think he’s pretty cooked.

If Caminaro had a homer there, they wouldn’t have been able to start tomorrow’s game on time.

We are not out of the first inning and the combination of Smoltz and the Fox Sports graphics team is already pushing me to consider the radio broadcast.

Smoltz: “I can’t overstate it…” Me: “The hell you can’t.”

The Columbus Dispatch this morning

here I thought the foulest thing Vivek Ramaswamy could produce was a 33 MPH bat speed

JD Vance is determined to make sure that all undecided voters across the whole country and not just Ohio associate Republicans even more loudly as defenders of pedophiles

Unearthed footage of Vivek Ramaswamy mocking Amy Acton for being a survivor of childhood abuse: "She has no vision other than to complain about what someone else did to her"

i don't think i've ever seen a campaign do a murder-suicide before (decent chance this drags down the entire GOP ticket in the state)

Great use of metaphor, sir. /sarcasm

Vivek Ramaswamy registered as an attorney in New York and as a voter in Ohio at different addresses, which would mean he either violated New York State Bar registration laws or Ohio voter registration laws.

SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

“Love Stinks” - unless of course the wedding theme is irony.

Summer between high school and college - 31 days working the 5 pm - 2 am at Big Bear warehouse. Biggest fear was having multiple cases of Hawaiian Punch fall off the loaded pallet.

A Scaramucci is ten days (july 21-31). Zacharia was appointed on Oct 9 and lasted till October 16. So a Zacharia is seven days, or 7/10ths of a Scaramucci.

I don’t think Ashby’s expression has changed the entire series.

Not to be that guy, but Mookie wasn’t exactly booking down the line there.

I don’t want to totally jump the gun and jinx things, but if there is a Brewers/Guardians WS, we need a promise that Milwaukee will keep the roof open for all games. Let the Midwest cook. Or freeze. Or whatever the heck it decides to do.

Between the WH press secretary and ARod on the baseball pregame show, this week has been a big boost for my imposter syndrome.

JD Vance’s not so subtle point is that the United States belongs to white Christian men, and the rest of us who don’t meet all three qualifications only belong here insofar as our betters choose to tolerate us.

Snell gives up back-to-back bombs and all of a sudden Smoltz doesn’t have anything to say.

Wut?!? Butterfinger is the official candy bar of Spirit Halloween? So, I’m gonna just start finding piles of those treats in half-abandoned strip malls?

Ohio Republican Vivek Ramaswamy just featured a registered sex offender in a recent campaign ad. Ramaswamy's campaign has also taken $100,000 in donations from Jeffrey Epstein associates.

I’m guessing it was an Alexa.

Someone call Larry David. A new level of cringe has been discovered.

Gotta appreciate the Grady Sizemore jersey that one Cleveland fan was wearing.

More damaging revelations about Ken Paxton: A previously unreported New Year’s Eve 2024 celebration where Paxton partied in Dubai with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn’t his wife on.wsj.com/4yKLe4d

I thought there wasn’t much less appealing than ARod the player. Then we met ARod the commentator.

Soon as Smoltz talked shit about the bottom of the order you just knew they would come through.

I am so glad the internet was invented.

Sherrod Brown as a baseline Dem: He’s fine, mostly inoffensive but occasionally frustrating. Sherrod Brown as an Ohio Dem:

[Troll living under a bridge] “If you answer my riddle, you may pass to the other side and receive untold riches. If you fail, you will plunge to your death!” [Me] *Gulp* “Okay. I will try.” [Troll] “What is an ‘oppo-taco’?

I repeated this roughly 10,000 times during Greek vacation this summer. Never stopped being funny, regardless of what my family thought.

Ever wonder how home run distance is actually measured? It's not an exit velo/launch angle formula, despite the myth that it is. Really cool work from Riley @ Sportsball to show what goes into it: www.instagram.com/_sportsball/...

Dishonest attack ads by Republicans?!?!? I am sooooo shocked. 🫢

Pope helps Sox. Does nothing for Padres. #mlb

Okay. What the heck was going on with that Nereus commercial? So many questions!!!!

All these Google Cloud “stats” commercials during the playoffs are a great way to convince casual baseball fans that analytics = coincidence. #mlb

Republicans have gone beyond scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to defend Senate appointee Jon Husted. www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...

I read this quickly and thought it said “Judge blocks federal prosecutors from *refilling* Reflecting Pool.” www.newsfromthestates.com/article/judg...

if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans

Can’t believe Vivek got Hank Hill to do the voice-over for his latest commercial.

Forgotten verse to a Springsteen classic.

Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before