James Cook

OK Bluesky. 1 like = 1 genuine pop fact that I didn't know before I started researching a forthcoming podcast series

England’s second best player is the best player in the world!

The Ghosts movie is blooming’ marvellous. Had a big old smile on my big old face through the whole thing.

Remember what happens with the clocks tonight with this simple mnemonic: Spring up, Fall down So tonight put your clocks DOWN

The Sean Connery role in The Rock is supposed to be James Bond.

When the pigeons gather by the Greggs, it is because they believe that pastry will be strewn across the pavement. No further questions.

Was about to commend the gender parity and then my old man eyes kicked in

Not enough has been made of the fact that Rob Beckett has the same coat as Jerry Lundegaard from Fargo

We go live to Shane Gillis’ gym

Another day of blocking racist accounts on Facebook that I don't follow, have never heard of and have no interest in following. Hurray for the all-knowing algorithm, rather than thinking I don't want to see any more of those accounts, thinks I just loves me a blocking.

TWO EPISODES? How long does it take her to say 'I don't think they should have any' while sitting on a pile of money?

The thing about early 80s Marillion is that they all look like Danny Baker at different points in his career.

Business idea: Hen-dos for men. Call them ‘Men-dos’

“I’ve got leeches in my breeches and I need to give speeches” - 17th century James Brown

Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already

Is George Michael hosting Uncloaked?

Finally. Comedy about upholstery festivals.

If you’re struggling with quitting your addiction to 90s ragga, you just have to take things day by day ba waddle eye die die

An app that teaches you about Sikhism called ‘Couch to 5Ks’

Andy’s amazing audition story

This is so very funny youtu.be/SHUvSffmLIQ?...

The whole point of humans as a sociable, tribal species is we should eject people like this, so they starve in the wilderness alone. There are consequences to sociopathic behaviour. Somehow the abstract idea of money has short circuited our basic evolutionary safeguards.

I don’t mean to brag but they don’t just interview ANYONE in What‘s On magazine (midlands edition) www.whatsonlive.co.uk/birmingham/n...

Last time I saw someone trying to sell glasses this hard I was on a beach in Lanzarote x

“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS

The crowd got angry And this one man He was gonna throw a bottle He was gonna chuck a can

Happy Birthday Nick Cave!

BREAKING NEWS Warren Buffet, 96, leaves Berkshire Hathaway to concentrate on his UFC career.

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

It’s been a long time since a joke has made me laugh as much as ‘my name is Fonzie and the president’s been shot’

I just don’t want to alienate the lucrative murderer market

I’m still on the fence about murder.

PIDDINGTON BEAR A marmalade sandwich loving bear from Peru arrives in Piddington and is kicked to death by racists.

‪Just broke my favourite mug and now my printer won’t print. This is the worst September 11th ever.

How long before this mad old cunt gets his own show on GBeebies?

Been told to stick with the Bayeux Tapestry, as it gets good about four yards in.

Everyone’s got a novel in them. That was a strange night at A+E

[To the tune of "We love Rock and Roll] FLAT ROOFED MURDER PUB! POP IN FOR A PINT AND YOU COME OUT BLEEDING!

When a club has to buy players from themselves, the game’s gone.

If pop songs were written about British towns and cities... A clip from next week's deep-dive of a random UK Top 10 singles chart. Full episodes on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts from. linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

Podcast series where we travel the UK trying to work out where Daphne Moon’s family are from.

When you’ve asked Christopher Nolan what his new movie soundtrack’s gonna be

Timothy Olyphant has packed his trunk and said ‘goodbye Andy Serkis’