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Ok, memo to Democrats: what Beshear said was a one-time joke. Don’t let this be something you all repeat on Sunday talk shows. I’m talking to you, Cory Booker.

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Shhhhhhhhhhh it’s fine. Regards, Browns fan

Scott Bessent is bad at Sunday morning talk show interviews. #mtp

Oh Christ Mendoza’s gonna be a Raider? That’s terrible. I feel bad for him. He’s a good kid and deserves better.

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Haynes be Haynes

@edsbs.bsky.social tell me there is a camera on you during the Pop Tarts Bowl; there is a greater than 50% chance you’ll soon be yelling “HAYNES KAAAAANG” during a comeback. And I need video of the organic response.

ernie: congratulations are in order shaq: thank you kenny: what are you thanking him for, he hasn’t said who he’s congratulating shaq: did someone else get the penn state job? chuck: you’re kidding shaq: check cleared chuck: you don’t even know what 1st and 10 is shaq: i know the 1st and 15th

This.

the funniest thing Lane could do now would be to take the Penn State job

@andrewalbert.bsky.social Napoleon’s old houses on Elba are available if you need someplace to go to and remain forever and disappear. As long as you go away.

@dicknixon.bsky.social Mr. Nixon, have you heard? Prince Andrew is without a title.

LOL

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@dicknixon.bsky.social Ron, is the President resting? Because things are happening.

@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir….should we make anything of Trump’s absence from cameras for so many days? It feels very curious as he adores attention as he does. It’s not like him to only resort to social media posts.

So THAT’s what happened to Dustin Diamond…

@dicknixon.bsky.social Sir, I want your thoughts on Trump’s comments while aboard AF1 today regarding Epstein taking people from the Mara-lag-o spa. Do you have thoughts?

This is real life. Really happening. The Secretary of State really said that on Meet the Press.

WELKER: Does the US still want to make Canada the 51st state? MARCO RUBIO: I think the president has stated repeatedly he thinks Canada would be better off as a state

AfD 2nd largest party in Germany as Germany ramps up defense spending as Russia gets aggressive. We’re fine right? No warnings from history, right? RIGHT?!

Things are not good.

United pilot attacks passenger for taking too long in the bathroom, lawsuit alleges

LOVE AL GREEN SO MUCH!

@edsbs.bsky.social Spencer??

YUP

Is Andrew, perhaps…sweating?

Hey Jacob Rees-Mogg: what’s it like to experience something like this as a fully grown adult? You still have a nanny, right?

So glad Jerry Jones and Rabbit Craft said diversity is ok.

Legend

How my alma mater gonna lose to Youngstown State?

Good Christ, really? I thought having a baby at 44 (in 2022) meant I missed the Caillou train. God dammit.

Only 25% of Americans feel the same. Probably.

No

@dicknixon.bsky.social sir…..your words are needed.

Right?

Here’s a New Year’s Resolution: Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.

Indiana beat Michigan, unlike Alabama, and Indiana played Ohio State closer than Tennessee did.

Agreed. He came a long way as a media person. I don’t know why he’s not still in a booth providing insight.

Nominate Sarah Greene for an Emmy for Bad Sisters, Season 2, cowards. Do it! She deserves it!

Yup they are pleasers.

I’m becoming too emotionally involved with this picture as an audience member; someone else needs to step in and play both parts.

I see Olaf working, but this could easily go very badly.