Jared

I swear, i use the For You feed and it's all just people i already follow. is there anyone else on this app?

Was in Waitrose earlier and the couple next to me were discussing the December 2027 use by date on a can of beans, compared to another can with a 2028 use by date.

the slopture

British Sensibilities of AI: 1) it can only work between 9 and 5, or 10 and 6 Monday to Saturday 2) It'll only work between 12 and 6 on Sundays 3) Some smaller models can work longer hours. 4) Some smaller models won't be able to do things after 11pm depending on the local councils licensing.

These bans deputize random busybodies into hall monitors, replacing communities built by people who contribute with hierarchies ruled by people who have nothing to offer but the power to stop others.

Share who you think looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie

not the onion

"why doesn't this tech journo know about programming languages" unfortunately, my dear brothers in christ, a tech journalist is just a business journalist who knows the hot keys for copy and paste the job is to talk about consumer products, stocks, and mergers not hash tables and sort algorithms

I'm at Blenheim Palace lol, and christ I do not care at all about it. Is there anything decent in Oxford Town centre? A good restaurant that won't be fully booked (as if) or at least a pub with decent ales or a craft beer focus?

@bsky.app Why can't I just click on following and get a feed of everyone's posts in that following list? @pfrazee.com

#silo should have got Brian Eno instead of Peter Gabriel.

@bsky.app why have you suspended the bsky.app/profile/did:... account

I hate this, i think about it so often but I can't live by it.

Still looking to trade an u25 The History of Concrete for an over 25s The History of Concrete #lff #bfi

@lffstubs.bsky.social #lff #bfi Looking to Trade: 1 x The History of Concrete U25 ticket 13/10 for a The History of Concrete Over25 ticket. Will pay the uplift.

@lffstubs.bsky.social are all £6 tickets U25 tickets?

traditionally, executing american soldiers on camera was outsourced overseas, but now it's providing jobs for americans

@weare1of100.bsky.social if you and @thesecretdj.bsky.social ever team up again (still one of my favourite shirts ever), maybe this will give some inspiration: scottbezek.blogspot.com/2026/10/maki...

Good gif

On a train to Cologne, 1st class is empty and there doesn't seem to be a conductor. Why is everyone just standing in 2nd class? Wake up sheeple

FYI for folks looking for a good substack alternative :)

So Digger is a film about Tom Cruise playing Digger Rockwell in a play about Digger Rockwell? Yeah this movie is going to bomb hard.

Does anyone know any Kurdish freelance journalists based in the UK?

With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks, in true Mad Max style. From there, it will be shipped to worldwide markets.

The term "artificial intelligence" was coined before the term "software" first appeared in print.

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Btw, does anyone know where we could donate a couple of hundred modern film posters? Vintage ones are going to the cinema museum

Rather odd request, and a very long story, but do I have any followers in Badajoz 🇪🇸 who could lend me a bike Saturday morning to cycle to Elvas 🇵🇹, buy some Interrail reservations, and then return to Badajoz before a 14:00 train? #LongestTrainEU #CrossBorderRail

Didn't any of these people grow up watching Blue Peter?

Nic Cage really has no luck with property

@bsky.app seems like a bug

Welcome to the #LongestTrainEU #CrossBorderRail record breaking thread! This journey starts Kemijärvi 🇫🇮 and ends Lagos 🇵🇹 18 trains, 100 hours 9 minutes, 4008km as crow flies, 6281 route-km Project background: longestjourney.crossborderrail.eu Follow live: longestjourneylive.crossborderrail.eu

Always horrified when I wash my long Rick Owens tee and it comes out half the size.

Well the view of /r/london is a resounding no

EVERYBODY WHO'S TRYING TO HATE ON #OMARCHY AND #1PASSWORD AFTER THAT PIECE IN @theverge.com - HERE IS THE DONOR LIST FOR YOUR DAILY TWO MINUTES OF HATE FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS: omarchy.org/news/2026/08...

I find it weird but indicative of the character of #BlueSky that elsewhere X/Twitter is blowing up with the announcement by Eric Lu of the factorization of #RSA260, a 862-bit RSA key: x.com/penlume/stat... …whilst over here folk are about what it *means* to give money to a Linux distribution.

It's 2016 all over again

Was time team involved? Is that a trench tony? Nah it's a drug cache

Anyone remember Tiny pc's? An old Pentium 3 in the trash here

“It isn’t malfunctioning. It does exactly what I wrote. The problem is I wrote the wrong thing” - Claude to me this morning ~ $2T for a company whose primary product works when it feels like seems extremely misspriced. That said, Claude fails me daily yet I still pay for it so maybe I’m the dummy.

Jerry Falade and Jason Arday are two sides of the same coin: a Black person can’t be this smart, so it must be plagiarism/AI/pick-your-poison. AI will make this worse. Every Black intellectual achievement can be dismissed as Claude/ChatGPT with no evidence while the accused suffers the damage.

Holy shit, recruiters have reached the next level of hell, they're now sending links to videos where they outline the role they're recruiting for.