Patrick Dalton

Love the efficiency of this heckle - referencing both the ludicrous ballroom and Trump's fat ass in one fast strike.

This guy who after a traumatic experience with an obsessed fan decided to swap the dangerous world of being an author for a desk job in the safer world of publishing where no unhinged oddball would ever barge into his life & psychologically torture him again.

Tragic to see what's happened to the sorting hat from the original Harry Potter films. Abandoned by an industry that should've protected him, destitute & ravaged by drug addiction. A terrible reminder of the destruction that the fallout from sudden wealth & fame can wreak on a life. 😢

Reform and Tories have pledged to reverse ULEZ repeatedly.

One for Viz's 'Up the Arse Corner' if that's still a thing

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ youtu.be/B0qIARknhMg?...

New Painting - 'Highland Happy Shopper' Opening a shop (online obvs) to sell prints of some of my recent paintings next week if anyone is remotely interested. Watch this space!

New Painting - 'Highland Happy Shopper' Opening a shop (online obvs) to sell prints of some of my recent paintings next week if anyone is remotely interested. Watch this space!

Share who you think looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie

Unhinged outfit here. Sherlock Holmes hat ✅ Nana's sunglasses ✅ Vending machine jewellery ✅ Hamburglar's shirt ✅

If around 250,000 of you are at a loose end & decide to rent this tonight - I'd probably earn enough money to be able to treat myself to Tesco Meal Deal in a couple of months 👍

New euphemism just dropped. Interpret at will.

New business combo alert

Listen to this traitorous piece of trash. How the fuck is he still president?!?

New painting - 'Golden Arches of The Klondike'

Dalton, Georgia is the carpet capital of The World. I went there once & naively expected to be treated like a long lost son but instead nobody gave a solitary shit about my surname.

New painting - 'Iceland (Mum's gone to)'

Another witchhunt against Reform where...oh look at all these witches!!

In honour of #oktoberfest I've painted the picturesque Bavarian Alps....and a Lidl. Prost! 🍺🏔️🌭🥨 🌲 🍻

The data centre bombings by Ukraine must've been really devastating for the troll farms because we've just had a plane fly over our neighbourhood dropping 10,000's of leaflets filled with Russian misinformation.

Some of those kids have been stranded for quite a while now.

The excellent young actor Ethaniel Davy (who played the lead in a movie I wrote called Chicken Town - now on BFI Player 😉) is in this. Not only is he an astonishing actor but he's also a thoroughly decent, thoughtful & cool young man. Trust me, he's going to be a star of the future.

Hate this. I was diagnosed. It made me realise that I'd been needlessly beating myself up for years over being less than, "lazy" & a chronic procrastinator. Now I have meds (which I tactically deploy) I can turn the internal thought volume down & my mind can finally focus on tasks at hand.

Oddly mesmerising watching one of the local wood pigeons enjoying a shower on the shed roof this morning. Obviously birds don't have armpits but what do they have - wingpits?!

New Painting - Tor with Big Yellow Elephant Slide

I watched this morning « England till I die » and it’s quite insane actually.. the rage, the disinformation, the harassment. Really awful.

Probably the cover art for War of the Worlds. I used to slide this out of my Dad's record collection & gaze upon these images with grim fascination when I was about 5 or so.

I had a dream last night that Cher sang Graceland instead of Paul Simon & TBH her version was pretty good & totally worked with her voice. Also I am on very strong painkillers.

Where does this end? You don't need people to make music for you to enjoy. You don't even need people to enjoy making music - that's a waste of time, AI can do it. In fact, why do we even need people?

AI Slop Teslas talking to each other Algorithms driving people into hate Tech bros cosying up to a demented pedophile Can't help but think that this guy might've been misunderstood. He knew what was coming & tried to warn us.

The G.O.A.T In my advancing years it has introduced me to a lot of jazz I wouldn't have necessarily heard if I hadn't searched for the source of samples used on this record

I wouldn't put it past Trump to nuke a U.S city in an attempt to stay in power. The time for this syphilitic madman to be removed from power was yesterday and the day before that and the day before that and the day before that etc

The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not…

Imagine forming your entire identity around this issue instead of actually doing something productive for society. These guys are just sad bullies who are channeling their bitter disappointment in their own life outcomes into hate. "I'm a patriot" So f**king what?! 😂

Man, I wish political parties could devote some attention to policies which don't involve hurting people once in a while

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?