Jared What?

Post a meme you made.

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I hope you die rich, successful, and alone.

"When one of us is chained, none of us are free." - Ray Charles

When autocorrect came along, and we all laughed our ducking herds off instead of rioting, we let Silicon Valley know what we were willing to put up with. We only have ourselves to blame.

Please sir, my jams, they are pearl.

@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social I think it would be a good for perspective if you talked occasionally to lefties in the Midwest. That's me. I'm one of those.

The phrase "I'm just a regular guy who puts his pants on one leg at a time," implies there are exceptional people out there leaping into their pants both legs at once.

The phrase, "I'm normal guy, I put my pants on one leg at a time," infers that there are abnormal guys leaping into their pants two-legged. Who is holding the pants for these fella's?

Me: How's it going? The world:

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

Who up treasuring they island

Age verification? I was once a jedi knight, same as your father.

This administration has only themselves to blame for all of this folk music.

Rage bait? More like rage bate!

Them: Would you like Fountains of Wayne? Me: Oh no, just a Lil Wayne, thank you.

None?

Hell yeah!

How to train in vain.

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Flogging Molly Jack Johnson CAKE Toots and the Maytals Trampled by Turtles

Krav maga? More like Jew Jitsu.

Bubba?

I feel like Clay Higgins was the first republican to vote about the epstien files. And then he sat there, his stomach turning, waiting for someone to follow suit, but they didn't. Fuck that guy.

If you see this, post a bird.

You're at the jungle. I need you at paradise city.

After watching a compilation of Eric Adams quotes, I do believe he will someday be a republican president.

Do you want to know how I got these scars?

What's the first rule of the fraternal order of oddfellows?

... Elon, buddy, you could eliminate poverty. With your money.

Welp, barring a complete collapse of society and a return to the dark ages, I'm calling this as the beginning of the end of humans. We had a good run. Granted, we've been dying since we were born, but I believe we are at a point of no return.

Sounds like we need to get the band back together for one last gig.

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

More like "stanktitty" of marriage. Oh! Got 'em!

I'll start going to church when they pay me 10% of their income.

Still here? Maybe next rapture.

If I had known that internet gambling ads were going to be so ubiquitous, I would have voted no.

Fantasy football is Pokémon for sports nerds.

Israeli army database suggests at least 83% of Gaza dead were civilians Classified intelligence from May reveals Israel believed it had killed ~8,900 militants in Gaza, indicating a proportion of civilian slaughter with few parallels in modern warfare. www.972mag.com/israeli-inte...

Reminder that in 2021, Senate Republicans filibustered a bill by Democrats that would have banned partisan gerrymandering of congressional districts.

BIG BALLS BEATEN BY BAND OF BRIGANDS! 2 ARRESTED! TRUMP TURNS TYRANNICAL, ORDERS ARMY TO OCCUPY WASHINGTON D.C.! WHERE ARE OUR 2A HEROES IN OUR TIME OF NEED?! "WE THE PEOPLE ARE PISSED?" "LIVE FREE OR DIE?" "Don't tread on me?" Hello? Is this thing on? Photo courtesy of the onion.

Same.

Once you replace self-determination with "Devine providence," you can justify literally anything.

It's like a farmer naming his cows.

I predict Elon's America party will explode on the launch pad. It's kind of his thing.

Steven Miller watching the democratic primary results for New York City.

Stop the genocide.

I heard there's a sleeper cell inside the president's new plane.