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So the fireman who died wasn’t worthy of God’s love and his life wasn’t worth saving.🙄

Gotta be that, couldn’t possibly be anything else Fucking hypocritical fanatic

Very sick!

heaven are probably putting up barbed wire like alligator Alcatraz to keep them out.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Trump Mra'laago wgah'nagl fhtagn!

The one with horns, a pointy tail, a trident, a forked tongue and a mission to tempt people into sin. That one.

I believe Cohen. He has no reason to lie. He's already been in jail for the fatorangeturd . He and his family have been threatened by magats. He has a target on him, and Epstein and Maxwell court documents , testimony from witnesses, and victims support this info.

Same Who worships a tyrannical mass murderer anyway 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Another way to look at it is that Trump is God's 21st century version of the plague.

The only ‘obvious purpose’ I can think of is to facilitate the destruction of America. It seems to be working.

I think it's totally deniable

God damn Donald Trump and Mike Johnson. Republicans have played the "god almighty" card too often. They are an affront to every single thing Jesus ever said. If so called Christian churches really represented Christ, they would lead the fight against these fake Christian monsters.

And the kid who was on the roof. It's incredible that all those well trained police officers and ss nazi agents and sharpshooters didn't notice him at all. They didn't even hear him climb up the side of the building and walk across the roof. How many were inside and outside that building?

And I should have said, so are you: A wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Sure, or maybe it was the devil...hmm, makes more sense doesn't it.

Fruits of divine providence, oh hell to the fuck no.

God miraculously healed his ear immediately. It was like it never really happened…

Who, this guy? God wants nothing to do with him. Mike, what's that mark on your forehead? Mark of the Beast.

What a load of crap.

I am choosing to deny this.

I think MAGA Mike is referring to a different god than most of us recognize

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I wonder which of the almost 4000 gods humans have imagined and invented until today did this scandalously stupid thing. I would really like to talk to him/her and give them a good scolding. www.godchecker.com

It’s a heady mix of all four, I’m afraid.

Here is my equally valid take based on the events. God wanted the child rapist Trump dead and the kid missed. So yes, Trump is lucky to be alive, but not in the way Mike thinks.

There's no mention of Jesus of Nazareth in Mike's comments, nor in Trump's. These people aren't Christian.

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I'm going to utilize this feature for satirical possibilities it has afforded me.

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Spoken like a true pedophile.

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Definitely mixed emotions here. Rage, incredulity, manic amusement.

"His presidency and his life are the fruits of Divine Providence." That's pure Prosperity Gospel right there.

Awful Crusadey around here.

Apparently, God has his moments

A clear case for sectioning under the Mental Health Act.

Wow. Line up behind a felon and sexual predator Mike!

This 💯!

Isn't sacrilegious to worship a false idol? Trump is against everything Jesus stood and preached about. Are we really sure it was God who saved Trump? Or was it the devil?

There’s no indication he was wounded at all. Ears are made of cartilage that doesn’t grow back, and there is zero damage of his ear.

And there just happened to be a flag on a maneuverable pole that could be moved to the perfect position for his photo op. #Staged

He got fake blood from his friends who own WWE wresting. Not even a scratch, or there would be photos, and there would be replicas of the bullet for sale.

Show me the 'scratch'.

3D printer.

Wuhan, maybe.

No sign of anything in recent photos. The original report said “hit with shrapnel from the teleprompter.” That’s not heroic enough. And probably why nothing more about it.

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Said all that with a straight face Psychopathic religious nut #MikeJohnson

Yea. SA victims off themselves everyday

Cropped it for you Click and save

Your God has a 666 birthmark Mike.

God!

Do they get daily doses of the kool aid or is it just that powerful? WTF?

"If you don't support President Trump then Christianity isn't for you!"

And very scary.

Was that purpose so he could hide the Epstein list? Seems like a true man of God would do all they could to keep God's children safe. But, what do I know.

He’s the devil, for Christsakes

If there were a god, these pieces of shit wouldn’t have seen adulthood.

In an interview Trump did not know any verses from the Bible. None. He's only says that he's religious for votes, lies about god for votes. Is Trump a sex offender with children? Let's know. Blocking the information implies guilt and is obstruction. Release the files.

Y'all can just fuck all the way off with that "divine providence" bullshit.

What a crock of shit.

Moses Mike Johnson is a shameless lying basket case...

What a lying FREAK

Lil Johnson says what??

So if/when an attempt is successful, that means God did that for a purpose as well.

I can’t believe he didn’t burst into flames saying this

Does he hear the words coming out of his blasphemous mouth?! Bullshit, lies and cruelty.

It's hard to tell the ones that actually believe that from the grifters using that nonsense to keep the sheep base of uneducated dupes in the flock! Either way it's terrifying to see happening in our government! I believe he might just be that stupid, & I'm sure MTG believes her weather control BS!

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Agreed.

more like I sin so you can die

Delusional, completely in lala land.

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He sounds like that to us Americans too! 😑

Not all religious people are equipped to recognize being manipulated by insincere people. That’s why religion is historically used in exactly this way; it works, especially in societies with poor education & critical thinking skills.

The Devil has alter boys now?

What drivel. 🤮

Can’t get any browner than Johnson’s mug.

How do you think those of us here in the mess feel? I log on only a few times a week and almost instantly close it. I want to be informed but fuuuuuck... I'm gonna go hang out in nature instead 🍄‍🟫 🌲

Supercilious sunofabitch

Which is why we need to pray every day for the LORD to afflict him with inoperable stage 4 stomach cancer.

Mike Satan Johnson

Just upside. The republican majority would vanish.

So is Mickey overseeing p**n sights being viewed by the convicted s€xual assaulter, as he does with his own son? #Johnson is very dangerous. The American religious extremist version of an ayatollah. His #lies are for the sole purpose of keeping the far right #religiousextremists under control.

I call them the Christian Taliban.

And yet the right was convinced that Obama was the antichrist 🙄

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Perhaps, Mikey, it was Satan. All Trump’s false works and empty promises point that way