Jared Peters

Capcom knew their audience with Requiem’s new mode

Gotta pick Dark Cloud, I played this probably twice a year for the entirety of the PS2’s lifespan.

I’ve only ever played Black Flag on the Wii U

They’re getting serious about competing with Grok

Toxic Commando is exactly the kind of schlocky B-movie romp that I want to play for 100 hours over 3 weeks then forget about for a decade. 9/10

They spent too much time making Leon’s gameplay too good for RE9 to not get a mercenaries mode, right?

Oh no Pokopia has the juice

Got into bread making, regret not doing it sooner.

Yo when’s that new Steam Controller dropping

Delicious snowflakes

Taking bets on the name of Aaron Rodgers’ new podcast once he retires

Hey, video game towns and cities that require me to take fall damage to navigate them: what the fuck

What’s the worst that could happen if you eat the entire box of 40 chocolate covered cherries in one sitting?

One year I made a big dent in my backlog by planning out three games to beat per month, and I stuck to it and actually did it. I wanted to do it again this year but unfortunately have expedition 33 and persona 5 really clogging up the pipes out of the gate.

Modern appliance noises and sonic the hedgehog sfx are indistinguishable from each other

Replaying Wario World on NSO and this shit slaps so much harder when you’re not a dumb child who can’t figure out where to go

I’ve had 5 different kinds of eggnog for the holidays which is now a personal best that I may not be able to break.

Is The Outer Worlds 1 the most aggressively fine game of all time?

I was working in phone sales when Pokémon Go first launched, and our (naive) manager at the time posted a meme in our group chat with Squirtle on the casting couch asking what you would do to be a Pokémon master. He issued a formal apology barely 30 minutes later. What an experience.

Todd Howard's knocking on my door and I think I owe him money

Some people might think the worst part of the town of Silent Hill is the fog, or the horrifying abominations roaming the streets. But really it’s the town’s decision to use convoluted padlock codes over normal keys that really ruins the vibe.

Also got my @materiacollective.com Black Friday order today.

New music Friday except it's a Thursday

Clyde wasted no time claiming the couch.

Heading to the store, you guys need anything?

Steam Deck updates 😁 Decky completely breaking ☹️

It’s very unfortunate that Max Brosmer sucks at football because he’s got an excellent 80’s quarterback name.

I thought I was gonna be nostalgic by playing Metroid Prime remastered with the new GameCube controller, except there’s no minus button so half the menus are inaccessible even with the classic control scheme. What an oversight.

This year’s Black Friday really reminded me how much I miss buying cheap movies and that was 90% of the reason I even went in any stores. Walmart has a single aisle left and none of it’s worth looking at.

Flawless Moron's Bracers

Seems inconvenient for a game about fighting dragons idk tho

They turned the Steam Controller into such an ugly little guy. I’m gonna buy two.

Alright fuck it I bought Arc Raiders

Guess who’s got two thumbs, poor financial skills, and Bad Omens tickets?

Imagine taking medicine for kidney disease, then losing a foot and developing a severe rash on your entire dick and balls from it. Ask your doctor if Jardiance™️ is right for you.

Got a new dog, here’s Clyde. He likes to pick up socks.

I’d do disgusting things for a sleeve of thin mints right now

wow a good deal

The birds are here and they are angry

The runtime for Kill Bill 1 is 1 hour 47 minutes, and Kill Bill 2 is 2 hours 17 minutes. That entire cut will be 4 hours and 4 minutes plus the additional new ~8 minute scene. I’m down, but oof.

The OG Game Boy is a little more blocky than I remember.

I don’t think I needed the PlayStation app to tell me TLOU2 is now available every 8 minutes, but here we are

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant and now I have 800 hours in Overwatch, maybe RFK is right

Switched from a Pro to the iPhone Air. Losing the cameras is noticeable, but they weren’t kidding about the design. Sleek, minimal, and feels great to hold.