FlyingToaster

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Well this will probably get me suspended. Worth it. youtu.be/vxKba433e0Y

How I arrived on Bluesky

A bucket and a half of stuff knocked down by the Nor'easter, plus a small pile o branches. I'll bag it all and then start leaf-blowing.

Good morning, neighbor!

Today's haul of branches, leaf clusters, and pine ones ahead of backyard leaf blowing. It's Fall!

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

Breakfast of Champions for a new empty nester.

Just waiting now for the hammer to drop; First Dolly, then Tim Curry. Who will join them in the 3rd seat of Death's Golf Cart? 😢

There were a plethora of reasons that I stopped shopping at Target a year and a half ago, and closed my account last winter. Day late, dollar fucking short, asshats.

No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...

the judge was "you know, the 'bitch' part is a bit harsh, but the rest of the description is accurate so I'll allow it."

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only

As I gear up to chauffeur the college kid to the aikikai, it looks like Dragaera out there. So orange...

"Verify your age" My first computer was a VIC-20.

And again, @moderation.bsky.app : Guys, hyperbole is just that. Not incitement. FFS.

@bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app So when is Ken White's access being restored? @kenwhite.bsky.social #Popehat

Thompson Twins

Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone.

Lack of reading comprehension is a real thing, this week.

Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.

Harvard Square, Revere, Seaport

Make Way For Marathon Monday. 💙💛

Snitches get stiches.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

And, we're back! For my followers, and especially my fellow Jackals, the Feeds are back! Many thanks to @blueskyfeedcreator.com (who should go get some sleep now).

Good Evening, all. It looks like my feedserver is down; for all Jackals, please use the List instead of the Feed. I blame Trump, as usual.

Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer? Wrong answers only.

Kansas City Missouri to Somerville Massachusetts, driving the just inherited 1970 VW Microbus in three days (overnighted in Indianapolis and Buffalo).

THIS ⬇️

And Hooray! The Feeds R Back! 🫶

Heads up to all the Jackals: The Feed is a couple hours behind. Feel free to use the List instead. I blame Trump.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

For the record, it's snowing in Boston (again).

The helicopter circling over E Watertown is because of a fire:

#Snowmageddon II 2026: My back door My office window

From the Weather Channel (seen at r/boston): We are so screwed...

Bunnies out front again overnight

Post a banger that isn't in English:

Who's the Super Bowl halftime performer? Wrong answers only

It seems the bunnies like the front porch as well.

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#iciclesofmassachusetts Benton Library, Belmont

Just got word that our suburban Boston district has a two hour delay tomorrow. This is guaranteed to go badly.