Jason Kelley

When a video game starts and you dont know what matters so you carry everything out of your room, but then you're like 176 weight out of 150 so you go to a corner and debate, put down the globe (2) and the telephone book (1)? or the dusty shoes (2) and the dead cat (4) ? thats where my life is

learning about the magic mushroom that creates a single visual effect: “lilliputian hallucinations,” aka little dudes that make lewd gestures and harass you. tapping out of the mushroom game. id rather be sober forever than back in middle school www.livescience.com/chemistry/it...

yes the last six mountain goats albums have been a failed attempt to do Grateful Dead Sad Muzak and came off more 80's Dylan and yes i got tickets to see them six nights in a row at the fillmore

Hey Tax Shelter Lovers! Match my DAF Day donation to EFF because we need some real serious support to fight the BigTechEnshittifactory-DAIta-Center-Extension problesms, and most of the people talking to the AI people about AI safety are the AI people talking to the AI people about the AI people.

@ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social in ohio they put people like you in prison

The ChatGPThermonuclear Disaster

you never heard guided by voices the way i did (a doomed english prof who said the iowa writers workshop was shit gave you a burned cd and then died of cancer before you could thank him)

Sincere response from someone when my friend asked if they thought the psychic comedian was actually psychic: “i’m too involved in the community to say anything”

boutta hit the weekend like

when I am logging onto KFC dot com i would rather choke to death on a chicken sandwich than learn about "Adobe Acrobat's new home in my browser"

Facial Recognition is to AI as Dunbar's Number is to A) The Cloud B) Capitalism C) Dropbox Free Trial I'm so close to something here

it's all an elaborate ruse

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was thinking about fleetwood mac’s problematic songs and saw a beautiful raccoon who has never thought about this and knows much more than i do

The Etiquette of Freedom, Gary Snyder, 1990

ask Plaud

"I would burn my equity to the ground in a heartbeat for a 1% higher chance we make it out of this situation alive. I expect a great many of my colleagues... would as well," - AI Safety guy whose list of past "Nontrivial mistakes" includes "I was confused about the tradeoffs of optimization."

We will create a civilization of the Mind in Cyberspace oh no not like that

Tell me, how can a rich man stand such times and live?

In less than a month. Wendell Berry, Annie Dillard, Dolly Parton. Sounds like a lyric from "It's the end of the world as we know it (and I feel fine)," but lordy I do not.

spent ten minutes explaining the idiot dog's problems to an online vet and wondering if they always have you do a recording in an empty zoom room then realized the appointment is tomorrow

What people don’t understand about work-life balance is the thrill of carrying a tiny nugget of fried chicken your dog didn’t eat that you need to throw away in one hand and a yubikey in the other

i know what you sickos want

this was not a joke. another sponsor is anthropic. and AG1 but that’s a given. also all the ads are done in an old timey radio style which must be his requirement, which gives them a similar tone despite their extremely different use cases. it’s eerie shit guys

This Supreme Court will decide whether the government can require your ID to use vast swaths of the internet, a policy as dumb as requiring your real name on a Facebook account. It misunderstands why people use the internet—especially people who use it because they have to. This Supreme Court.

for free: hamster cage, used

One of the sponsors of Rick Rubin's podcast is "athletic nicotine"

everyone new following me because i work at EFF: thank you, i’m sorry but this is just a dog pics account

Lyft Driver Gets You Home From Outsidelands Despite Road Closures and Worst Fog You’ve Ever Seen, Without Speaking At All (ASMR)

Surely, I have not changed. No, it is The Animaniacs who have changed

[James Stewart as Odysseus] now listen here, Agamemnon, I'm going home, y'see. You keep your fancy armour, I'm getting off this crummy ol' beach. [Spotting the Cyclops] now here's a curious fella, he's only got one peeper

it’s important to stay open to trying new things, sensually

hello AARP? i’ve just called the voice assistant by dogs name

“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me

Overheard from a group of four guys on the subway: “Yo, why are you doomscrolling? You’re with the bros”

heard someone say they had "ragdoll cats." asked my wife what's that. she said, fluffy, big, and elegant. yeah

My photo where I'm holding up today's newspaper to prove that I'm alive has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my photo

he loves crust

We applaud SCOTUS' decision in Chatrie v. United States. The Court reaffirmed that you have an expectation of privacy in location data that reveals your movements in the physical world, and that even short-term surveillance of these movements is a search subject to the Fourth Amendment. (1/3)