GIANT APES ON THE MOON!

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Today is my birthday and I'd love if people would share my artwork 🥰🖤

M. Night Shyamalan's YouTube channel (which is something he has now) came out of nowhere with this great line.

I'm in a bind, I need at least $400 by Friday to get the rent paid. I'm already late and I really need to get this clear before the next month's rent drops. #MutualAid

What if you see ICE at the polls? (Don't worry! Read on for the plan!) @indivisible.org roped me in to design and illustrate a new zine! Check it out in this 🧵 - and visit linktr.ee/wewillvote to sign up for the Election Protection Program and find all the resources you need!

Solo: A Star Wars Story for Tax Purposes

The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok

Ruin a book by adding a word. ~By J.K. Rowling

Susan Dell's collagen stuffed face was bad, but purpose of this press conference is getting lost. It's the official rollout day for Trump accounts.

I'm still basing my comic on ComicFury, but I might look at mirroring here.

Michelle Gomez for the lead please.

Cube the pube?

SAhit, I am two weeks away from the rent being due ($900) and all I have in the world is $200 Any help would be appreciated paypal.me/jay042 account.venmo.com/u/jay-epps-10

On FB Will Meugniot was showing some pieces from an artbook he did a few years ago: Dial N for Naked. He took Golden Age comic covers & added naked ladies. I got inspired to try my own hand at it. Here's my version, along with the originals

For the record, Aki Ross from "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within" is far more of an "actor" than the Tilly Norwood bot. Seeing how she actually starred in an actual $137 Million dollar movie while Tilly has never left the bot farm.

Am I the only one who would love to see a Flash sitcom with Mayim and Andy Ridings as the Garricks? @billprady.com any chance on that? I would think it would work way better than Powerless ever did.

I just had to explain who Patty Duke was. A sitcom that was already old when I was a kid and only knew about from re-runs.

I have about $400 in the bank, I need $300 to cover the electric bill and another $900 for rent. www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...

So we understand the connections now.

I expect @gailcarriger.bsky.social will be getting this reposted a few times at her.

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: These two naked guys make a waitress really regret not getting her phone number unlisted.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

I need to come up with $900 for the rent in the next two weeks. venmo: jay-epps-10 www.paypal.com/paypalme/jay...

Situation hasn't changed. If your interested in helping send me a private message.

Getting creative with Regina Rich, the mother of Richie Rich.

I am so fucked this month.

I could use some help with the rent this month. www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-hel...

This job I tried out today just is not going to work. First day and I only got 3 hours. Factor in the distance (33 miles) and the tolls I'm just not making any money off this.

#MoviePitch Remake Little Shop of Horrors as a Hallmark Seasonal romantic comedy! Audrey is a career girl from the big city, comes to a small town to help out her Uncle's florist shop. The secret to reviving the shop is the strange plant they found.

The squirrel was the MVP of the night. sports.yahoo.com/articles/squ...

johnny cab in total recall feels more apt. ugly dangerous crap designed to steal jobs and pretend to have conversations. at no moment do you consider johnny cab to be pondering concepts

Presuming all commercials using them are canon... The Leader: Col. Sanders (plus he has a lightsaber from the Episode 1 promo) The Tank: Kool-Aid Man (Guy busts walls for fun) Raw Power: Green Giant Wild Card: Chester Cheetah (animated version is impervious to all damage)

Installed a new dust box on the front door today. The wood was broken on the inside and barely keeping the deadbolt secure.

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

My take on "Sally Strand" from the 1941 Merrie Melodies short "Hollywood Steps Out"

Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, There is always a big future in computer maintenance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey6u...

Grrr, I wasted a couple hours this morning trying to find a job on Glassdoor and all I got was a bunch of AI bots trying hard to hustle me into downloading their apps.