Chaotic Neutral

It’s weirdly sad when you see a recent promo photo of a band you like and it only shows 2-3 members when previously there were 4-5. It’s like when you wanna ask about your friend’s dog, but you’re scared to because the pup was getting up there in age and you don’t want to bring up a sore subject

San Francisco Bay Ferry is naming five new boats. Cast your vote to name the vessels.

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@rbreich.bsky.social the way the U.S. tracks employment can’t be right… has it not been updated so as not to change method of measurement? ie if it were updated now, I imagine it’d quasi-negate historic data?

What kind of lazy simulation is this that a rational response to this statement is “which one?”

I pray to the baseball gods that he hits a walk off homer with runners on first and third AND the announcer is inspired enough to say “THREE SHEETS TO THE WIN!”

Next time you complain about flying from Florida to San Diego and having a lousy layover, keep in mind the USA has demonstrated the most hardcore bicoastal flight path ever. To be fair, if it cost me $4.1 billion and took 10 days to leave Florida I’d do it too and call it time and money well spent

This is basically the SF Giants City Connect but somehow slightly better and slightly more SF.

If you watch this at all, now and for the next hour is the time to do it. 🌘🚀🌎

This is the only thing that matters right now www.youtube.com/live/z-j1uxB...

Grade A heckle pep talk

I don’t get it. The Artemis II crew has 58 tortillas. That’s 1.45 tortillas per crew member per day. Why the oddly specific number? What engineer optimized that weight and volume for this mission? Honestly if you can’t bring 80, just bring 40.

Nothing sums up being a Giants fan better than this…

Very fun Artemis II visualization from NASA www.nasa.gov/trackartemis

Enjoying this @rbreich.bsky.social talk: youtu.be/LT5up-1RP-o?...

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I don’t know why.. but it’s always a bad sign when your team is doing well during spring training.

This hits close to home… when my future kids ask if my job was impacted by the AI bubble, I’ll tell them how I used to be the one restrained by staff for excessive dancing at hotpot. (via @futurism.com )

This is the most SF thing, as I have both in my possession and needed something to pair with my mint It’s-It as part of a hella nutritious breakfast

Honest thoughts: odd that despite tons of pop music to train on, the model didn’t hit the chorus at the 0:45 mark, also interesting that it applied fake autotune globbing but somehow got it wrong, and clearly at the 3:00 mark the prompters got bored and phoned in the rest

America’s CEOs aren’t acting in the interest of shareholders by staying silent about democracy and the rule of law, they’re acting out of fear. www.profgmedia.com/p/role-models

Trump is literally looking for someone to fill his shoes

My very first thought at the outset of the war was securing nuclear materials. Would not be surprised if the stockpile was immediately hidden and/or the target of opportunistic actors via @twz.com www.twz.com/nuclear/spec...

Don't let your trolley problem dreams be dreams™

In a lot of ways, it’s like me demonstrating my car’s full gas tank by driving 350 miles

I have it on good authority that the original Franz Ferdinand would’ve been nauseous and furious over how taking him out was used for propaganda.

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get brent, peons 🖕

Everyone reading this born between 1981 and 1996 is having collective panic attack

🔘 I'm in this photo and I don't like it

Once a target is selected, the chatbot proceeds to pepper the E-1 jr analyst user with three paragraphs gushing about their prowess as a modern day Sun Tzu and strongly encourages them to consider teaching at West Point via: @futurism.com futurism.com/artificial-i...

..going to be? Don’t worry, there will be a wave of hirings once companies have to untangle a wild mess of vibecoding slop that renders their products unusable

More likely a whale creating position movement to harvest gains from peons If I’m wrong, I’ll be the first to admit it

@hankgreen.bsky.social burying the lede with a @author-calnewport.bsky.social cameo. Pleasant surprise youtu.be/8MLbOulrLA0?... Worthwhile untangling of the various issues we’re currently considering *edit repost: for my journalist friends

Can’t wait to see all the exciting and innovative ways Congress finds to do nothing this time

This reminds me of something that bothers me.. when Seattle was deciding on what to call the future @seattlekraken.com I vehemently urged everyone I knew to push for calling them the Seattle Freeze. Someone from Seattle please validate that this would’ve been the perfect name

Wait.. you mean to tell me there is another kind of door?

Few things are more metal than the idea of a “hyperparasite” The only thing more metal than being called a hyperparasite is actually being one

I tell ya, this location has been cursed since it was a cursed Burger King

If you went back in time a hundred years and recited this headline to the first person you saw, you’d likely be committed to a state hospital within an hour

Sometimes it feels like the last ten years have taken ten years off my life

"One day the great European War will come out of some damned foolish thing in the Balkans" Hungary doesn’t count but eh off by one… close enough for rock n roll

comfortable hole, bye

This would be very popular in Brazil. If you don’t believe me, search “weird brazilian pizzas” in your internet search engine of choice