Jay

I didn’t think I’d ever see a solar eclipse with 100% totality, but that was absolutely unreal

I’ve gotten more into Carly’s latest album, and let’s just say: night >> day

The post-holiday come down is extreeeeme. I feel so depressed 😭

Landed safely 🙏🏻 I was so worried it would be windy during landing, or that there’d be a lot of turbulence during the flight. But it was actually fine

Flying trip to Basel 🇨🇭

Churros glazed with white sauce from a German man

This season of Celebrity Traitors is definitely the worst of the 6 UK series so far. It started off awful with Richard E Grant’s slip up, an awful recruitment with James A, and now the traitors are soo dull.

Dork

Europa Park is stunning at sunset and dusk 😍🎢

A great first morning in Europa Park! 🇩🇪

Back in one of my favourite places 😍

Omg the concentration 😂 (Obviously I won)

Return to Köln for Phantasialand!

I’m kinda peeved that I’m seeing entire ads on TV made from generative AI. It was some shitty cat food advert 🚮

Urgh is there anything more cringe than AI slop on greetings cards? 🤢

Enjoying myself as always 🎢

My favourite hair styling product is (temporarily?) out of production, and now I have to search for another good one 😭 Don’t they know how difficult it was to settle on that brand??

Well, Thorpe Park is a nightmare today with how busy it is 💀 Yeah it was predictable, but it was the only weekend I could do after having to cancel it last month due to the flu

Loving the new Germany third shirt 💦 Also got some new Dickies kinda-tradie-kinda-not trousers

Driving from Manchester to Staines (Thorpe Park) this evening, and so anxious about it! Especially cos it’s in an electric car 💀

In love with my new FC Köln shirt 😍

Omg so excited to play Horizon Forbidden West on PS4! “Copying application: 88 minutes left” 😒

“HMRC owes you money” Happy Sunday 🥳

The hot water pressure has dropped in the bathroom sink and bathtub, which is following the cylinder being serviced last month. I don’t really know what to do 😫

First load of post-holiday washing is in. UNFFFF 🫦

Back in Manchester. Absolutely need a detox after a week of all-inclusive excess and alcohol of questionable quality.

Nice views over the north west. Awful turbulence though 💀

CHRIST, she’s drunk on sangria 🥴

Who u lukin at

Ready for an evening in the Yumbo

Scruffy pool day pic

This was fairly easy tbh #My9Albums

I think my sun cream may have expired 😳🥵

I took two Buscopan tablets yesterday and now I’m ✨constipated✨

Actually slightly surprised that CRJ’s new album only charted at no. 86 on the official chart 😬

What are Instagram instants please. Cos I just took one giving the middle finger and I don’t know who it was sent to

Plane toilet selfie ✈️

I must have stretched in my sleep, cos I woke at 4 am with a tearing pain in my left calf. Absolute AGONY. Can barely walk on it now 😭

Yeah, real fucking patriotic.

So excited for Celebrity Traitors! 😍