Jono French

Retro Games n Stuff for iPhone. Keeps me ticking over whilst I'm in hospital. More coming soon, until someone gives me a job or these sell well enough to retire.... I've a Ko-Fi page for Android users /jaypeeff apps.apple.com/us/developer... #iOS #SwiftUI #UIKit #iPhone

There must be some poor sod at #ManU who's Monday morning isn't going to get any better than: ☎️ "I'm sorry Jurgen but I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't at least say I tried."

I have decided Furnace is a fooking good name for a cat. I might have to get one just for this reason. 🐈‍⬛

This new book on the menú del día by @lakshmiaguirre.bsky.social sounds brilliant: “a chalkboard free of words such as avocado, burrata, tartare, truffle or sourdough bread…bonus points are awarded if the child of the owners is doing their homework on a table down the end.” @swajones.bsky.social

This new electoral vídeo from Pedro Sánchez is quite something. Standing in front of Guernica defending the anti-war stance of his government, limiting military expenditure, denouncing the atrocity of Gaza. English subtitles.

When are crisp and snack companies finally going to say bollocks to this baking business it's shit. We're going back to frying our fucking stuff as god intended. #FryTheFuckers

What is it with this place? 1.8k followers 0 interactions. I give up.

What is it with this place? 1.8k followers 0 interactions. I give up.

Well I called the Ambulance chasers today. Lets hope they get back to me tomorrow so we can kick off this suing the NHS trust and council for their treatment of me.

End of tether dealing with fuckwits has been reached. There's nowhere else to go. 😱🤷‍♂️

A year since I woke from a little coma in intensive care. Wish I hadn't bothered.

A new mini game for Bigly Games or a game over thing. Not decided yet just playing with it. They’ll probably blame Joe 😂 #SwiftUI

Wavy Road is now available for pre-order! 🚗 I’ve been working on this game for a while, and I’m excited to finally share it with you. Pre-order here: apps.apple.com/app/id680494... A repost would mean a lot and help more people discover the game. Thanks for your support! ❤️

Happy Birthday to my fractured fucking leg.

Love all this ABBA on #BBC2 but with all these programs they just keep covering the hits. There's some really fucking good ABBA stuff out there that I'd love to see. Bring on The Visitors!!!

Fucking Apple have rejected my TestFlight build. because.... "The app includes content that could be considered defamatory or mean-spirited." I'm trying for slapstick humour with The Bigly Games #iOS #Swift #TestFlight

I'm no supporter of the death penalty at all, but if your country is so fucked up to implement it then at least get the professionals in to do the job. i.e the other poor fuckers on death row. #deathpenalty #christapike

If citeh get chucked out the league, the oil money will shrug its shoulders, lose interest and move on. Couple of seasons they'll be back but as citeh as we used to tolerate and that means competing with Everton. Bring it. #MCFC

Back to square one. The Royal Liverpool are chucking me out. Nowhere to go but the street. It’s always management that fucks things up, then you get passed around until your someone else’s problem. Rock bottom.

Well some sense at last, The Royal have admitted me as after sitting in A&E waiting room for 5 days so we can sort out where next…. Just want to sleep in a bed! #NHS #Liverpool

It gets worse, 5 days I’ve now been hiding in A&E in the Royal in Liverpool. Nobody will help, the system has made me homeless just because my surgery was cancelled. Trying to sleep in a metal chair and worried about being chucked out.

Apparently you can fall through the net in the U.K. 😱

Update on my hip replacement on Tuesday. It was cancelled, then I was discharged and as I’d been discharged from the care home I’d been staying in it’s left me homeless. Plus I’ve lost all my stuff as I can’t carry anything when you need a Zimmer frame to get around. Now completely fucked.

Finally tomorrow it’s time for the Hip replacement surgery. If I don’t make it, see you on the other side. Jx #NHS

I want to feel comfortable with and loved enough by someone to loudly tell them to fuck off in IKEA. #relationshipgoals #ikea

That’s my kinda woman, 😂 this is fantastic!

Trip out to Broadgreen hospital today for my pre-op appointment! Soon have two working legs! #NHS #YNWA

Been giving the newish Suede album a good listen too, and I was thinking is it really a Suede album if it doesn't mention something to do with cars or driving. Well it doesn't disappoint on that level 😂. Actually it's bloody good. #Suede #Antidepressants

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I've done 3 listens to Lost Weekend the new album by Phoebe Bridgers and I'm at the chuckling stage slowly picking the hilarious bits of misery up. Oh it's such a joy. #LostWeekend #PhoebeBridgers

Finally got a date for my hip replacement op. Roll on the 8th September!!! We will walk again #YNWA

If Bezos even for one small moment ponders naming rights to Anfield he won’t know what’s hit him. Apart from that he can fuck off anyway. #LFC #YNWA #RedSky

The box. Some fuckers opened it, I was hoping for a quiet night in watching #TOTP on #BBC4

Just seen this while I’m having an infusion today. What is 99.999% of Many?

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Looking OK I think for 60. Still being looked after whilst waiting for my hip replacement. Kidneys hanging in there. Haircut when I can walk to my favourite barber, although I'm quite liking the long hair. Need a job....

Nice to come on here and get the general feeling about Rod Liddle passing. Restores one’s faith in humanity, and that I wasn’t alone in my thinking.

Iran's latest.

My favourite motivational quote. "There's no I in team, but there is a you in cunt."

It's funny you can go somewhere and chat about your love of Indie music with a fellow fan, talking about The National, Arcade Fire, Phoebe Bridgers et al and they've never heard of them. Tis a broad church once you get past the Arctic Monkeys love. #Indie #music

As I get better, and yesterday had my 60th I’ve decided life goals is to be carried around the cities of Andalusia in a litter or sedan chair whilst drinking wine and smoking. I feel this is probably the best way to see the Alhambra. #Spain

The Tull are so of their tits on the telly #ProgAtTheBBC #BBC4

LinkedIn Just put the fucking message in the email you just sent telling me that blabla has sent me a message.

American Pie, just replace music with football, and sing it to sum up what they've done to the beautiful game. #FIFA #WorldCup #Final #SPAARG

Shame I'm not at my house in Spain this evening, celebrating in my pueblo blanco football coming home! Still here in the UK waiting for my leg to be fixed.... Vamous espana! and fuck FIFA & Trump. #worldcup

I like the concept of visitors, I just don't like visitors.

The FIFA World Cup on Sunday in New York will be won by Spain. Tr*mp will be present during the ceremony. The Spanish King Felipe VI will be there as well as PM Pedro Sánchez and Tr*mp will be booed out of the stadium. I can't wait!!