Jazzcat

I was reminded by a friend that Lindsey Graham had maintained a couple of good positions in his career, including his support of Ukraine. HOWEVER, he sold off the rights of women and our LGBTQ+ peers for a grip on power, so fuck him.

I’m not going to apologize for celebrating the passing of awful people for like 10 minutes. Fuck them both.

Any candidate that runs on putting every one of these fuckers—from the top on down—behind bars for the rest of their natural lives gets my vote.

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @fetterman.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov HOW ARE NOT EVERY SINGLE DEMOCRAT ON A PLANE TO MINNEAPOLIS RIGHT NOW?? ICE IS MURDERING US IN THE STREETS!!!

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @fetterman.senate.gov WHY ARE YOU STANDING BY WHILE ICE MURDERS US IN THE STREETS????

@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @fetterman.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social @jasmineforus.bsky.social Suspend funds to DHS until ICE is brought under control!!!

@cbsnews.com.web.brid.gy You can fuck all the way off with this “FAFO” spin with Pete Hegseth. Your bias is blatant.

@schumer.senate.gov @sanders.senate.gov @aoc.bsky.social @booker.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social This administration is conducting military action on foreign soil without oversight of Congress DO YOU APPROVE OF THIS???

@fetterman.senate.gov Are you in agreement with the President conducting military action on foreign soil without the oversight of Congress?? REALLY???

HIDE THE KETCHUP, Y’ALL!

@stubhub.bsky.social @stubhub1.bsky.social should be able to reissue a digital ticket. It can only be scanned once at the venue.

@stubhub1.bsky.social is still 💯 fucking me over this afternoon

@stubhub.bsky.social is 💯 fucking me over right now

@governor.pa.gov I hope for the sake of all Pennsylvanians, you are having very frank and pointed conversations with our National Guard’s Adjutant General

This Alaska presser is the biggest circle jerk ever televised

Being denied the only clean shorts I have in the house

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov Your fellow senators are being handcuffed for asking a QUESTION. NOW WILL YOU DO SOMETHING??!

WE STAND WITH @padilla.senate.gov !! ARREST THESE ICE THUGS!!

@fifaworldcup26.bsky.social Cancel World Cup in the US! Your athletes and attendees cannot be protected! Do not reward this fascist administration!

@lukelukeluke.bsky.social Is this an immature stinkhorn? It had flies all over it.

@democrats.org @schumer.senate.gov DO NOT FUCKING DARE START COURTING MUSK. This particular enemy of this particular enemy is NOT our friend.

@vanhollen.senate.gov THANK YOU, SIR FOR GIVING A DAMN! @schumer.senate.gov and @fetterman.senate.gov Take a page from this playbook

If you voted for Allison Riggs in the 2024 NC election check here to see if your ballot is being challenged. If so, then you have 15 business days from whenever they mail the notices to cure your ballot, but best to check now & cure yours as soon as possible, even if this ruling might get overturned

@lukelukeluke.bsky.social Was reminded of these lovely mushrooms I saw in Sept in Raleigh, NC, after heavy rains

@lukelukeluke.bsky.social My first time sighting fungi in John Heinz Preserve (SE PA). I assume some variants of tree ears?

No parent should send their child to any war F47 starts

T-mobile has a deal with Starlink now for satellite calling. You know what to do.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov Stop being the Vichy Dems! We are in the middle of a Constitutional crisis! You all should have followed Rep. Al Green out of the chamber with him! There is no bipartisan negotiating with FASCISTS!

Don’t allow these fuckers a moment of peace

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov F47 and JD Vance basically just threw all their support to Putin over Ukraine. NOW WILL YOU FIGHT WITH US???

We need everyone to be all in…everyone

#NoKingsButUs

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social WHY IS ELON MUSK AND HIS CRONIES NOT ARRESTED?? DON’T JUST ISSUE STRONGLY WORDED STATEMENTS—DO SOMETHING!!

@fetterman.senate.gov As your PA constituent, I’m begging you TO NOT CONFIRM RFK JR, GABBARD, OR PATEL. THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND WITH INCOMPETENTS.

I blame Merrick Garland for this coming nightmare. If he’d actually done his GODDAMN JOB, we might have been spared this Confederacy of Thieves. History will remember Garland as weak and ineffectual.

WHY ARE THESE ASSHOLES NOT ARRESTED???!! @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @schumer.senate.gov

I asked my partner last night how well he thought I would do in prison (not that I’m planning to go): would I be on top or would I be someone’s bitch. He said “you’d probably be someone’s bitch for about a week, then everyone would be your bitch.” He’s so romantic.

I know this is all so much screaming into the void, but our contemporary robber barons could actually use their riches to help people now and directly (and not just be a tax shelter like the Gates Foundation). What is their pathology that stops them from doing so?

Actually began meaningful actions to begin cleaning out and organizing my basement. It’s astonishing to me how much crap one person can accumulate. It’s like the crap version of Parkinson’s Law. “Crap expands to fill the space allotted.”

I see the ethics report on Beavis dropped!

What the fuck IS JD Vance doing? Wrong answers only!

At some point, Elno is going to soak up too much attention and it will piss Trump off, who will then boot him from the tower. You can’t have more than one pathological narcissist in the room at the same time.

Jeez, I’m starting to think that I should apply for a Cabinet position (except for the obvious having-to-work-for-a-traitor-and-rapist part)

Well yay, caught somebody’s crud on the flight back from Iceland. Trying to see my doc this afternoon, before we have to resort to bleeding and leeches again.

Leak the m*therfuck!ng report. Pass it tf on.

I’ve obviously been reading too much Bluesky before bed. I had a pretty vivid dream about being in a resistance group, creating general and continual chaos. My partner’s action was to walk around naked constantly and figure out new and interesting ways to steal beer from clubs. 🤣🤣🤣

Our first geocache ever, in Reykjavik

Helllllllo from Reykjavík! It’s a balmy 0C today! 🤣