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Usually only cook thighs, went for chicken breast this time cuz bought unintentionally, results?! guess were about to find out! forgot to click post, it was great!

November 5th morning cannot come quickly enough. Tired of ads, tired of people, tired of ALL OF IT.

we eat takeout so much less but I went to the grocery store and spent the takeout money on steaks. I’ll count it as a win.

Dear Bluesky, I’ve been seeing the use of disavow for 2 days now. Can you explain the meme?

The chicken somehow shredded itself. But man that was tasty! #Gumbo #weather!

🥸 its amazing outside today!

FALL HAS ARRIVED IN LOUISIANA! That probably should serve as a warning to y’all up north that winter is coming!

Up there would be designing a smart greenhouse with solar powered zero carbon to supply our produce.

seeing all these candidates roasting their opposition is great but am gonna have major anxiety until this is all over.

This is not a trick: spooky season is taking over parks and rec centers across our city this month, from free haunted houses and pumpkin patches to Mad Science demonstrations and arts and crafts. We're building a city where every New Yorker can access joy and play.

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Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs

Happy birthday! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

a high five? i will give u a high six for doing your best out here

Target brand good and gather thai basil eggrolls make an amazing snack.

wait, is the foozeball back?

Lifes ruff for a pup.

Did Ken Paxton steal that pen? or was it Jerry all along?

how is your electric bill? good?

Dog excited knowing the 3 year old eats like a barbarian and good food will eventually make its way to the floor.

Yeeeesh even a half mile walk in this heat got us sweatin. 🥵

Just like James Cameron intended

If it looks like an Amazon delivery and drives like an Amazon delivery, then it's an Amazon delivery, right? Not according to Amazon. Big companies like Amazon have built a vast network of subcontractors who deliver their packages while shielding them from accountability.

my neighbors outside today are going to be hungry, this grill is letting some delicious smells go!

Local man suggests jailing own boss.

I was sitting here, enjoying a nice glass of wine, and a bug of some sort was on my arm, which I slapped. The wine is safe, but I am wearing all dark clothing and have no idea where mystery bug went. wine vibe ruined.

This is, by far, the greatest website I've seen today defrag98.com

One of the few places I wish AI succeeds is medicine and clinical treatments. This may be a hot take. I want all the compute to go to non profit research institutes fighting weird as fuck diseases. I’d sign up for that.

Guess I’m stuck here.

HOLY FUCK LOL 😂

Im going to get to them eventually.

So uhh I have multiple pairs of these USB rechargeable hand warmers that just got recalled for fire and burn hazards that killed someone and some of you might too

Know what reaaally pisses me off, is that I was on a salad and fresh cold crisp vegetables kick before this fucking shit happened. 😒

This is Chubbers. He is catching a wave. But more importantly, catching a vibe. 14/10 (IG: nataliepaigebentley)

Diagnosis: Orange 🍊 😂 IG: @marco_de_eme