Remember the Boo-titans

Krukker was fantasizing about Adolis Garcia and JT “oiled up and flexing” in game ONE, friends. Buckle up.

Continuing my undefeated streak as the king of neck tendon acting, I see.

I am having enormous infuriating internet issues so I just want to say that I see all of your “we ran a successful screen” jokes and I love all of you very much. GOODBYE KIDS, I CAN’T COME BACK I DUNNO HOW IT WORKS

Sure, they could have moved the finals game to the evening, but then an entire crowd of kids would have been stuck in school Thursday afternoon when they could have been watching James Harden mentally go over the menu at Magic City while pretending to play defense.

A fun game this season will be trying to figure out *which* Sixer the crowd is chanting "M-V-P!" for.

It’s my tenth anniversary at work today, which ironically (appropriately?) enough for this weird, exhausting job, falls on a random-ass Saturday off — wedged firmly between two twelve hour shifts. At least I got to take Tilly to the park today.

*downna

Everyone in this movie is so goddamn funny in it it hurts.

I’m driving into teach tonight and is there something going on at the stadiums or something?

October 22, 1976: Julius Erving makes his Philadelphia 76ers home debut ----50 YEARS----- October 22, 2026: LeBron James makes his Philadelphia 76ers home debut

That German is filthy.

Hook is hosting Sprockets later. 🤼

I feel like that dude in The Mist was probably just waiting for an excuse to shoot his kid

lol literally accurate as of next Saturday

ON THIS DAY I AM FIFTY-THREE

In the sense that they’re both wonderful but often over complicated and tedious, or in the sense that they’re both frequently cited by ignorant people when they want to seem smarter than they are?

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LeBron James: Mega PJ Tucker

Jared McCain has 20 points in like 21 minutes on 6-8 from 3 and I’m never getting over it. It’s fuck Daryl Morey o’clock until the day I die.

I was at work and couldn’t watch - did Ben Stiller get embarrassingly mad again?

Jaylen Brown alley-oop to LeBron James, meanwhile Daryl Morey just destroyed a Crumbl Cookie box.

LOB TO LEBRON! 🗣️

Joel Embiid works Andre Drummond in the post. What year is it?

You don't want to know what kind of monstrous chicanery Roger Goodell will get up to in order to get an extra half-point of share on a largely meaningless 9:30am game in mid-October.

My excuse for not looking like Hemsworth is that I've seen what the last 10-20 years of life look like for guys who've used HGH and steroids to get super ripped like that, and frankly it looks like it sucks a lot more than dragging my old ass out to the trail to run every once in a while does.

I'm not saying to accept this at face value or agree with the decisions that were made, but maybe ratcheting down a notch from "string up Lurie, Howie and the coaching staff upside-down outside a gas station like Mussolini" is appropriate?

Quite a stunning surprise to discover that Philadelphia's least favorite education scumbag Jeff Yass is a principal donor to the PAC running this ad.

RIP, King.

RIP to this angel

Hang on, just getting my head around the fact that I’m likely to be at least considering starting a dude named “Germie” in FF for the rest of the season.

"Welcome to Philadelphia Eagles football. I'm Merrill Reese. And there is no God."

All the more reason to have your flabbers absolutely gasted by Nick not having a plan to keep dude from being a factor in the final seconds last week.

Travis Hunter is first player with a TD catch and INT in same game since Brian Dawkins did it vs Texans on 9/29/2002

Travis Hunter did the thing, y'all

Definitely a "Go Birds or Whatever" day.

Jan is CBS’s legal correspondent. She gave the puff piece interview to Alito on his book. She’s criticized people who criticize the Court too much / in certain ways. She’s a perfect case study in why some mainstream/legacy media press coverage of SCOTUS is broken, bad, and misleading.

An honest to god “Sure, Jan.” moment in the wild. Who’d have thunk it.

I’ve got this year on DVD - it’s a great tourney.

Just a reminder that if you’re looking to celebrate some coaching changes with Chinese food our guy has a recommendation.

Worst case scenario is Rubin gets in trouble (which is deserved karmic retribution both for how shitty Fanatics has become and for foisting that bearded fraud on us) and LeBron has to pay for his own helicopter, which like...🤷‍♂️? Maybe just see if DJax still has his old condo by Novacare.

Jokes aside, I love the move. It screams "there's not going to be baseball in 2027 anyway, so why bother trying?" I'm planning on building and wiring an electric guitar in my spare time next summer - what are you all doing?

I really hope John Swartzwelder is a real person and somehow will get some royalty $ for the amount of use we're all going to get out of clipping and memeing Homer at the Bat for another season.

Poor Kim's gonna go home, pull off the human mask and stress eat a whole tank of guinea pigs.

To be fair, if I remember the commercials for Skor from my childhood accurately the general tone of them was, "CHOCOLATE COVERED TOFFEE IS THE DESSERT OF PEOPLE WHO FUCK"

I started saying "plant-based" instead of "vegan-ish" because a) it was more accurate (I like honey and am sometimes too lazy to check labels) and b) I got tired of arguing with people about the imaginary "PETA member vegan" they keep in their head to get mad at every time somebody says the word.

One of the real joys of teaching at the University where you did your UG degree is that every once in a while you get an email from the University announcing that they're finally retiring the math software (Maple) they tried and failed to teach you how to use 34 years ago.