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So MS.Now is also showing Trump propaganda!?

Sometimes you want to scream “I’m trying to piss!” as your phone rings for a telemarketer for the eightieth time tonight.

I really wish my in-laws would take my Wife’s job seriously. Everytime she tells them she has something to do or is in the middle of something, that completely disregard it.

Maybe we should just have genderless bathrooms like RoboCop, Aliens, and Starship Troopers.

Happy Father’s Day everyone!

At my job in the past I have been verbally, and emotionally abused. And although I persevered and it isn’t how I am treated now. Sometimes the memories of that treatment show themselves. I must always be put in my place. Even I am the one doing it.

They keep tripping, but none of them fall to their deaths.

It’s Election Day here in Virginia. TeddyBorg reminds you to get out and vote.

Everyone, I never told you all how important you are to me. And how you helped me become the man I am today. For that I am sorry.

I liked it better when a ceasefire was a cease of fire.

Happy First Contact Day!

Please share this post. I've made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Stephen Miller was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.

Say wasn’t COBRA a bunch of billionaires using their money for world domination and destabilization?

Jool , Arnessk, Peace

My Easter collection is now available on my shop! 🐰 All the eggs, bunnies, and mini eggs are ready to go. They’re delicious and just waiting for someone to eat them… I also have a few plant-based options this year! Feel free to order now or reshare if you know someone who’d love them! Thanks!

I would feel sorry for the troops. But I have been forced to pray at staff meetings at my job.

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Did Caleb’s nipples cause the Klingon to be gay?

Reposting to be a pain in the ass. Go read you heathens! And again, if you downloaded MOONLIGHT before yesterday, please go re-download it so you can see the first three pages, because I'm a big dummy sometimes. #ScriptSky

Reposting for the afternoon crowd. Short 🧵

Did ICE raise the U.S. flag at the Olympics?

Only a few days before my winter sale is over. If you are craving some delicious chocolate, or want to gift someone some, this is your sign! 🍫

Yelling “Gimli!” at a coworker you don’t know is frowned upon at my job. I know this now.

A bit of self promotion. My chocolate shop’s Winter Sale is now live, with chocolate bars, treats, and hot chocolates included. Details are on the website if you’re curious. jenkinsemporium.co.uk

Professor Honeydew and Beaker will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

It was a national holiday yesterday and not a single retailer bothered to have a sale. smh

I’m going to go through my clothes and other lies I tell myself.

Happy New Year!

I stand by that Beaker flips Scrooge the bird in Muppet Christmas Carol on his way out of the door.

Merry Christmas!

Please feel free to use this post for the airing of grievances this Festivus.

One of the worst lies that comic books sold me, is that billionaires are good looking people.

One thing I love seeing is someone improve after finding a job. Their appearance, attitude, and health are uplifted by the menial income in the retail or food service industries.

What you give may leave your hand, but it doesn’t leave your life. It's a seed you’re sowing. It’s coming back. Your dick sees the sacrifices. It sees you going over and above, not doing it to get the credit. When you give what’s in your hand, your dick will give what’s in its hands.

Easy

Headline on WAVY News 10 right now: These mother fuckers can’t drive when it’s dry, how they gonna get to work tomorrow in the snow?

Do you think he could be fooled into signing his own order of execution?

My year to make the dressing. Happy Thanksgiving!

I’m just mad about Sauron, and Sauron’s just mad about me

We don’t serve a weak dick, a limited dick. We serve the creator of the universe, the dick who flung stars into space. And the dick who chose you before you could choose it. It knew you would face mountains, and it didn’t leave you on your own.

There are forces trying to stop your assignment, limit your potential. Nothing will change until you rise up and say, “In the name of my dick, we are loosed from this. I take authority over these forces of darkness. I command you to go.” The power comes from the name of your dick.

Why does the T-Mobile AI sound like a white person pretending to be black?

It’s days like today that I remember my favorite book at Books-A-Million: “Como Conseguir in Tanaka con el Govierno Fedral”. Why were there so many copies in the bargain bin? Why was it leather bound? What secrets did it hold for Spanish Speakers?

It’s not enough to just pray in faith; that’s important, but you also have to wait in faith. Wait with expectancy. “My dick, I thank you that what you promised me is already en route. I’m expecting your goodness.”

Mamdani was elected, why hasn’t the stock market crashed?

The election made my company so mad they laid people off.