JD Evermore

PITCH: Hallmark Christmas movie starring Cousin It & Miss Piggy. Disgruntled, Miss Piggy returns home for the holidays and goes to get a Christmas tree for her mom’s pen at It & Thing’s Christmas Tree Farm, run by It and Thing, who does most of the handiwork. It lovingly helps her get her grunt on.

TRUMP: “Have you seen the crowd outside? 22,000 people watching. We love you out there. They’re watching the Jumbotrons.” 📌 The entire population of Corinth, Mississippi, is approximately 14,000 people. The man can’t even lie right.

The day will soon arrive when there will be impromptu celebrations in the streets like this all over America and around the world. Tick tock...

While Alaskan senate candidate, Mary Peltola, recovers from a suspiciously timed car accident & Marc Elias files a lawsuit fighting back against Trump's threat to not certify her future win 🗳 Let's all bask in the glow of her absolutely amazing campaign ad. 🤍 So beautiful & calming. 🌞 🙌🏻

In case facts still matter

Has any man ever achieved 1,000,000 lies in a lifetime? Surely Trump is past that number by now.

There is something deeply wrong with allowing a sociopath from South Africa to kill thousands of kids in Africa and Ukraine just because he has a lot of money.

I would respect him more if he just wore a thong to work in the Senate.

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Man, those wockaflockas went from "Release the Epstein files" to beatin' up whoever says "Release the Epstein files" reeeeeal fast.

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How fucking disgusting…

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Four brothers went to war against Hitler. Three were killed. The fourth survived, and his grandson, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, is the president of Ukraine. Zelensky comes from a family that fought tyrants: Trump negotiates with them while demanding concessions from their victims.

If you think a test for dementia is an IQ test, you have dementia. If you don't realize you have been given a test for dementia because your physician suspects you have dementia, you have dementia. If you think being able to tell a giraffe from a whale makes you a genius . . . you have dementia.

Me coming home from kindergarten

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Trump should immediately change his name to "The Epstein Files" since his name is in them over 38,000 times.

Truth 👇

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Not just the entire Trump administration, but also nearly every single elected Republican in Congress and the Senate. Shame on them all for allowing Trump to Trump all over America.

Fox News spent four years diagnosing Biden from the angle of his left shoelace. Trump turns into a peeled nectarine and suddenly everyone’s a privacy advocate.

Trump often says that Ukraine needs a new president, but never mentions that Russia needs a new president? Could it be more clear which side he is on?

Pity

DONALD TRUMP: All those young women and little girls agreed to let me sexually assault and rape them, you know why, because I said “You agree” that’s why. They agreed because I said they agreed.

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Ruh-roh!

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Mike Johnson’s Gas, Grass or Ass Lawn Service coming soon.

man, that guy whose administration is live streaming an execution by firing squad is gonna be pissed he didn’t win the nobel peace prize

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books