Jeanna

Jeanna

@jeannakelley.com

NO DEAL: That 1950s shit they want from me. Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor and big sister at The Falcoholic. NFL at SB Nation. Usually mad online. Founding member, CBFC

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Everything I know about Pat McAfee has been learned against my will, but finding out that he compared being called "corny" and "creepy" by a couple of Utah students to being assassinated like Charlie Kirk is legit hilarious

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

ESPN rushed to Pat McAfee's defense while the University of Utah apologized over a student Instagram video that triggered the ESPN star. awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...

Pat McAfee wouldn't survive one hour as a woman working in sports and existing on the internet. Not one single hour. He's softer than a kitten

Stefanski and Branch's teammates all emphasized this week that they believe in Branch, who just showed everyone why

Kendal Daniels is not in the concussion protocol and he will practice today. AJ Terrell will return to practice today but we'll have to see how he does before Stefanski is willing to say if he'll be able to play against the Niners. CJ Henderson will also "get some work done" today.

The Falcons announced that Daniels is alert and has movement in all of his extremities, so that's fantastic news.

I am so worried about Kendal Daniels. Everything about that -- velocity, angle, his reaction -- was scary and I hope it's not as bad as it looks

The Bears are legit and this is an incredibly Falcons game, and I truly cannot think of a worse combo

Falcons inactives vs. Bears: 13 QB Cooper Rush (Emergency 3rd QB) 18 QB Jack Strand 26 CB C.J. Henderson 36 CB Malcolm Dewalt IV 45 LB Christian Harris 75 T Ethan Onianwa 91 DE Drake Jackson

Bears inactives: 11 QB Case Keenum (Emergency 3rd QB) 25 RB Kyle Monangai 29 DB Tyrique Stevenson Sr. 49 LB Keyshaun Elliott 53 LB T.J. Edwards 74 OL Jordan McFadden 91 DL Jayden Loving

I know Trump went to a boarding school (a military one because he was a fucking problem even as a child). But is he unaware that some people like their children and don’t send them to boarding school to avoid seeing them for days at a time?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "They want to cut your children. It's unbelievable what they do. Your son leaves as Jimmy and comes home in three days as Janet, and they don't even ask you. They can take your child out of school and do whatever the hell they want. Minnesota is one of those states."

Good morning from Flowery Branch! We're waiting to hear from old friend and current opponent Grady Jarrett at 11 a.m., and we'll get updates on Michael Penix Jr's status, how the Falcons are preparing for the Bears, and more today. www.thefalcoholic.com/post/LoGG044...

thefalcoholic.comFalcons practice report, Wednesday 10/14/26 | The FalcoholicHello Falcoholics, and welcome to Wednesday! Today we should get an update on Michael Penix's ribs, we'll find out how the Falcons are preparing for the Bears this weekend, and we'll talk to old frien...

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Jake Matthews has now averaged exactly one receiving target per 100 career games. He can have his third try in 100 more games

I've seen the end of Giants-Commanders about 83 times now and I'm still absolutely flabbergasted each time I see it

Through one quarter, the Ravens are dominating time of possession (11:50 to Atlanta's 3:10) and Michael Penix has completed 0 of 3 attempts. Thanks I hate it

Charlie Woerner was inducted into the Rabun County Hall of Fame this weekend, which may explain why he went with Rabun County High School instead of UGA in his SNF intro

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Nashville’s had a similar issue with ICE scaring Latino fans away from attending SC games. This isn’t going away.

Kevin Morris@socceralt.bsky.social

National soccer media needs to do a better job covering what’s going on in Austin. Entire fan section walks out mid match and it’s absolute crickets out-there. If you’re covering the match and focusing on Nashville’s win or Austin’s loss you are not doing your job.

Banana the Corgi is this year's MVP imho

Doug Farrar@dougfarrar.bsky.social

New on @sbnation.bsky.social : NFC Secret Superstars for Week 4! Kyle Monangai kills the Jets' defense, Alim McNeill sets himself apart, and Banana the Corgi runs the perfect post route. www.sbnation.com/nfl/1131171/...

“These are 1-game seasons,” Stefanski says. Says they’ll learn what they can from this one and start getting ready for the next one.

Kevin Stefanski says Za’Darius is in the concussion protocol and Jake Matthews has a groin injury. Will know more on both players tomorrow.

It’s not as pronounced as last week in Lambeau but I definitely heard some ATL chants in the Superdome.

I have questioned the wisdom of the Falcons only carrying two RBs on the active roster but ... these two RBs are pretty damn good

It's genuinely very funny to me that the Saints toss 28-3 around so emphatically given that they are definitely not the New England Patriots