jemma “&”

reinstating my bird id pin: if anyone has any bird photos you want identified reply here and i’ll do my best

hello !

hello !

guy came into my work last week with a shirt that said “FROT” on it

sending “can you send me the fag bag pic, i know you have it” to the wrong person…

i’m having such a great and awesome time in portland* (*help me this man is holding me hostage)

hello !!!

did the standard, get to the airport two hours early and i got through security in three minutes and then my flight was delayed any another two hours lollllllll

MEMEMEMEMEMEME

Charlie Kirk has died.

can i say something without yall getting mad at me?

thank you to everyone who reposted and or donated she’s almost hit her goal and the go fund me has hardly been up for a day. absolutely incredible. your support means the world to katrina. MUAH MUAH MUAH !!

hi everyone i know ive been mia for a long time but my best friend katrina is in serious need of dental surgery and her insurance won’t cover any of it at all. if you could at least share that would be amazing, and if you do donate thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts gofund.me/293babbfe

@johnlurie.bsky.social can i pester you into saying happy birthday to my friend dallas, you are his favorite artist and it would mean the world to him

got tinder gold a few weeks ago in a stoned haze… why the fuck can i pull MAD hotties in literally EVERY city but the one i live in

UMMM HELLOOOO !??!?!!

is this anything

mind you the music i normally listen to is like chaka khan

check this out !

in an effort for solidarity i’ll just come out and i say it: i really like feet and rips got good taste

getting a real high like to reply ratio i am not liking for a genuine question what it’s like almost 12 over there when do yall go on your phone at work whats up?

to my nyc girls uhh how the fuck do you move there ?? asking for myself

anybody got any advice on star crossed romances ? am i allowed to bend the will of fate or is that bad?

i realized cause i was like, wait… i’d never write poems about a man in my life.

welp there we go.

the slow burn forbidden yuri is much more fun to read than to live through

it’s my birthday :3

sometimes life gives you lois

mom was taking down her grocery list and her phone caught some of my commentary on below deck

also also!! i got bangs

also btw i love being a waitress and im really good at it. its like exactly the combo of socializing/on my feet-ness i wanted out of a job it’s beautiful

i’m a waitress now and yesterday at work a little boy (maybe 4) was staring at me so i kept waving to him and then playfully ducked behind the bar. when they left and i said bye he gave me a hug 🥲

womp womp

car: fixed ✅ job: acquired ✅ license: updated ✅ sexuality: uhm uh uhhh um 🫨