Jenny Motes

We don’t need a ballroom. We need a president that doesn’t make everyone want to shoot him.

How much did you spend on gas this week? Me? I spent $86.47.

If he’s not sleeping with underage girls he’s bombing them. Why the fuck is he still president?

A bruised ego is not internal bleeding.

White American shooter = thoughts and prayers. Nothing else can be done to solve this problem. Non white, not American shooter = a problem worth solving and by banning something. Immigrants. Yeah I’m confused too.

Now I see why so many conservative men are church goers. They are shopping for their next victim.

If someone doesn’t stop this mother fucker 🤬

Republicans will snitch on people over Charlie Kirk comments but won’t snitch on the pedophiles running the damn country.

They will paint every window black before they change any gun laws.

Penn National Insurance has refused to properly write a check for damages done to my business by their insured (Massey Plumbing) for months now. Damages were done in March. It’s August. No return calls for the dozens of messages I have left. Please share this. I’m at my wits end here.

I’m so fucking sick of dealing with insurance companies. Just fucking sick to damn death of it. Everything else I want to say will probably get me put on a list.

Hard to argue with that.

🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️

They've got enough money to throw us into another war, but not enough money to fund the suicide prevention hotline. Very "pro-life." Very "pro-family." So "GREAT."

Trump thinks a parade will make everyone like him again. Nah bitch. Free healthcare. Try giving us that.

If Elon really wanted to get under the Taco’s skin he would tell us exactly how Taco won the election in the first place.

If you cut Medicaid and Medicare you don’t get a jumbo jet. That should be a law or something. Sadly.

I don’t care who it’s from. The guy who told us our kids will just have to do without this Christmas doesn’t get a new airplane. Period. Fuck him and fuck that.

He’s really gonna boohoo over not getting a plane when he JUST told us to get over “kids getting 2 dolls instead of 30” for Christmas. That’s wild.

Every time RFK JR says a dumbass thing about autism I picture my autistic kids (who weld) welding his mouth shut. It’s kinda fun.

Tariff pause for budget votes?

Just paying the cat tax.

He’s trying to start wars because he’s a weak minded bully and so he can stay in office.

If a company has to layoff employees because of Trump, they should fire the Trump supporters first.

Truer words were never spoken.

We’re only two months in, & they’re cancelling research into pediatric brain cancer. They’re deporting US kids with brain cancer. They’re putting millions at risk of malaria, TB, & polio. I for one will never forgive or forget those who said ‘it won’t be that bad’. 😡

What comes after they have all the money and everything they want? Then what? Like, ok. Yay you have all the money and the country to yourselves because you deported everyone. What’s next?

So bribed, bought, or blackmailed. Which was it for Chuck? Personally I’m going with bought.

It’s been a week since “floodageddon” hit my shop. One day before my grand opening no less🤦🏽‍♀️ Thankfully I’ve been through worse so it’s absolutely not going to keep me down 💪🏼 Cool Beans will be back open soon!!

Well, now they have to live with us after that vote. Make them uncomfortable AF. Don’t get mad, get even.

I wonder what the GOP has on them? Either way, every bad thing that happens is on them. Enjoy looking over your shoulder because EVERYONE hates your asses now. Traitors.

Schumer is a spineless coward. Always has been and always will be. At this point, he’s just another Republican.

Unpopular opinion I’m sure, but if you choose to not get vaccinated, you shouldn’t get to clog up our medical system when you all get sick and cause outbreaks of preventable diseases. Either you trust modern medicine or you don’t. Fucking pick one already.

I get to nap with kittens at work. Best job ever! The nap was excellent, in case you were wondering.

How about we don’t let him start WWIII…how does that happen? When do we start that? Because it’s obvious that’s the plan now, right? I think we can all agree on this..

After the election I unfriended the remaining Trump supporters in my life. I want to refriend them now so I can punch each one of them in the damn throat. Fucking dumbasses.

The irony of the richest man in the world almost single-handedly destroying an agency designed to help the world’s poor, so that the U.S. federal budget has more room for another giant tax cut for the richest man in the world and his pals, should not be lost on anyone. [Cartoon by Mike Luckovich]

Spot on.

This administration has convinced half the country that the real problem isn’t billionaires who evade taxes and collect government handouts but the working class who pay taxes and get nothing in return.

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I need someone to answer this damn question!

It was never about “free speech.”

No lie detected…

I just did my first ever interview with the local paper AND they even took my photo inside my new (still unfinished lol) cat cafe location! I was so nervous lol 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Realized tonight that I have a killer view of the sunset from the front porch of my new cat cafe. Sun goes down behind the mountain. Historic cemetery across the street. I think y’all are gonna like our new location 💕

Do I have this right? Elon Musk - the guy in charge of preventing wasteful spending - dropped $40M on a Super Bowl ad? We could permanently house 800 homeless veterans for $40M. Or provide five million meals to the hungry. Or replace lead pipes in 8,500 homes.

I like how Mike Rowe pops up every now and then to remind everyone he’s a horrible person.

This, a million times this. We need a system that works, not this roller coaster.