Jenny Pain (she/her)

Went to see CLAYFACE today. It’s pretty good. Between the nonchalant disguising himself as women, the whole “morphing into your crush in your sleep” thing, and getting his face zapped repeatedly, I’d like to declare now that Clayface is our new unintentional trans icon.

How Nicolas Cage allegedly got into character as Ghost Rider. Is any of this true, or did he just get bored one day on the press tour and claimed all this just to amuse himself? It doesn't matter. It's bloody hilarious either way.

I went to see FORGOTTEN ISLAND today and was left absolutely devastated by it. I don’t normally share my Letterboxd reviews on here, or even write reviews in this style usually, but I wanted to post this here because I think this one is important to me.

Drop a film on a first date. An absolutely beautiful film that also made for an incredibly awkward first date. IYKYK Weirdly, we continued to date for a few months before I broke up with him after a screening of Danny Boyle's YESTERDAY which, for its many faults, is a far more suitable date movie.

If they censored a Black Lives Matter shirt, you’d call it racism. If they censored a Love Is Love shirt, you’d call it homophobia. Call this what it is: transphobic censorship. Shame on you, BBC

This is how I decided to spend my Friday: making a trailer for 1994's STREET FIGHTER using the 2Pac/4 Non Blondes mash-up from the trailers for 2026's STREET FIGHTER. How'd I do? @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social @maxdood.bsky.social @jwonggg.bsky.social @stopskeletons.bsky.social

Finally caught up on LANTERNS, and it might be the best superhero show of the decade. Pitch-perfect writing, phenomenal performances from Aaron Pierre, Kyle Chandler and Kelly Macdonald, and a fascinating take on the Green Lantern mythos and the nature of fear. DC Studios is FAR from cooked.

Sat in a café getting some writing done. The theme to The Last of Us just queued up on their playlist. I want to cry, but I don’t know why.

This article buries the lede that FUCIKING TONY BLAIR is also a board advisor?! David Ellison, Bobby Kotick, and Tony Blair. Is the Skydance board supposed to run a media empire, or is it an invite-only club for the world's richest living scumbags? Seriously. Kotick was in the Epstein files. WTF!?

Me, hearing the news about the new "Transformers" movie: deadline.com/2026/10/stev...

No words. Just watch. My sentiments exactly. Thank you @hoots.bsky.social

The Simpsons/Futurama dichotomy is fascinating. You have one show that everyone says should end already, yet refuses to. Then you have another that keeps on ending perfectly but, sooner or later, they bring it back again.

Just back from the new RESIDENT EVIL movie, and... They finally did it. They made a good one. No, scratch that. They made a GREAT one! There have been a lot of fantastic horror films this year. I wouldn't say RESIDENT EVIL is the best one, but it is easily the most fun. See it big and loud! ★★★★½

DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--

Been obsessed with Star Wars: Zero Company for the past week! For my money, it's hands-down the best Star Wars game this generation. Its blend of XCOM-style tactical battles and Mass Effect-influenced character interaction, paired with a great original story, is utter catnip to me. Well worth a go!

Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

Just finished FURIOUS, one of the best new TV shows of 2026. It's one of the most harrowing, and yet invigorating, pieces of crime drama I've ever watched. A truly idiosyncratic show with a morbid sense of humour and some truly devastating performances. If you have Hulu/Disney+, do not sleep on it!

We are all Daniel Witwicky during THAT scene right now. RIP Peter Cullen

C'mon, Universe. You just took two absolute legends from us back-to-back. You owe us at least ONE death of a scumbag. You know which one we want... And no, Mitch McConnell doesn't count. It's not our fault that his death certificate has gotten "misplaced". Anyway, RIP Dolly and Tim.

Got a little time away from the desk today to visit the set of The Batman Part II, filming around the corner from my office!

Need a pick-me-up this morning? I sure do. Anyway, here's Lenore Zann (voice of Rogue from X-MEN '97) adorable Instagram video congratulating Inde Navarette on being cast as Rogue in the MCU X-Men reboot.

Every single movie adaptation of a Mark Millar comic book is better than the source material, mostly because they sand away a lot of the sophomoric edgelord cringe and "humour" that permeates his writing. Even Kick-Ass 2, a bad movie, is still better than its comic counterpart.

Won't name names for obvs reasons, but I've got a friend who works at one of the biggest Film & TV talent agencies in the UK. Several of their clients are working on the HP show. However, they told me just as many (if not more) refused lucrative offers. Remember: there are good people out there!

I picked three movies about unconventional romances, and then one about Orson Welles waxing lyrical about the art of forgery.

British GP offices: I know you want to book an appointment for next week, but we can only see you RIGHT NOW if you abandon your job without warning and run across town to us, or otherwise the next one is in eleventy billion years.

Booty call DVD Gender confirmation surgery Jukebox musical Streetwear

The trailer for Adam Wingard's latest ONSLAUGHT looks decent, but I know I'm immediatelly sold as soon as I hear Dan Stevens doing a ridiculous European accent. This man cannot be stopped, and I don't want anyone to even try.

I have been both of these women at different points in the past week

It's incredibly ironic that Darkman was created because Sam Raimi didn't get the job to make a Batman movie, and then years later, we're getting a Batman spin-off movie that's clearly inspired by Darkman. Anyway, movie looks cool!

So I decided to mixie things up a little…

you can't spell seth rogen without estrogen 😌

This is basically the exact kind of manipulative faux-leftist douche that “Your Woman” by White Town was written about. That song continues to find new ways to be ahead of its time.

I'm not going to count indies I saw at a film festival that either didn't or barely got a public release, because that doesn't seem fair. Putting those aside, it's a toss-up between Pixels and this year's Return to Silent Hill. Both video game-related, but both awful in very different ways.

Just back from seeing THE ODYSSEY. That Chris Nolan bloke has hit us with another banger! For context, here's my updated ranking:

I swear, I went on this walk because I wanted to. It wasn't because Beth told me we'd "see some snuff".

Wow! Don't generally put much stock in IMDb Star Meter rankings, but still: congrats @theabigailthorn.bsky.social! Clearly plenty of folk watching #HouseOfTheDragon are seeing you and going, "Who's THAT girl?"

For anyone about to say "this is how it's been on PC for ages": On PC, you have options on where to buy digital games. Steam, Epic, GoG, itchio, Humble, and many more I am forgetting or don't even know about. On Playstation, if you don't buy physical, your ONLY option is PSN. Fuck this.

You've tapped your last spine. Backed your last nickel. Hootied your last blowfish. Spun your last doctor. Partied your last bloc. Shazamed your last fox. Crossed your last Christopher! You have eaten your last world, Jimmy. Now bow to me!

As soon as Arrow announced this set, I had to pre-order it; even though I was broke at the time. This was WAY too Jenny-coded not to nab. Looking forward to revisiting these slices of 90s cheese over the weekend…

Good Morning Britain was playing on the TV in the background at work, and the sight of Ed Balls in a bucket hat is simultaneously one of the funniest and yet most revolting things I’ve ever had to witness on telly. I don’t know what the context was, but there is no good explanation for such a crime.

Keir Starmer is a mealy-mouthed piss pot whose spineless leadership has only further divided this country. His crackdowns on immigration, internet privacy, and trans rights have done damage that will take decades to rebuild. I have little faith in whoever takes over as PM, but thank fuck he's going!

‘Lilo & Stitch’ creators Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois have shared a piece of artwork honoring the late Daveigh Chase. Chase voiced Lilo in the ‘Lilo & Stitch’ film.

Just saw Toy Story 5. It’s pretty good, but never mind that. Buzz wears a kilt at one point CONFIRMED: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR IS SCOTTISH!

New reaction image just dropped for when someone makes a hilarious error in your favour