Jens Scareeeeeek Ghoul-er

🧵 Dear men, let's rap a bit. More often than not, I see men talk about using condoms like it's a chore, a burden, like "chewing caramel with the wrapping on it". Women would like us to use them, but some of you don't. This is a shame, because condoms are great! Let's get into it:

The original definition of a documentary is a "creative treatment of actuality". Documentaries will never be non-biased depictions of reality and people really need to stop expecting them to be! They document, yes, but they are barely, if ever, objective.

Eric Bauza’s final film performance, as of right now, is Coyote VS ACME. Roadrunner’s testimony is one of his final character performances in the film. He says “Beep” around 46 times, that’s all he says. Yet it says everything about his strengths and passion as a voice actor, with just one word.

Eric Bauza, the voice of Bugs Bunny, has died at 46. Holy hell, that's way too young. guy was a fantastic actor and apparently all around amazing guy. www.bbc.com/news/article...

It's 10 o'clock in the morning on October the 24th, if you want to know.

Desert Bus for Hope has begun once more to raise money for Child's Play! They're playing the world's most boring video game (truly) while keeping viewers entertained in the progress. I watch it every year and it's a wonderful community of people coming together for an incredible cause.

It's interesting how kids tried to make 6-7 into a meme, dropped it after a few months, and now Millennials have taken it up to absolutely run it into the ground.

what exactly DOES happen to materials from a major studio that’s closed? where do physical hard drives, documents, etc go? who maintains all this pointless secrecy? if you know or have stories, get in touch: nathan@aftermath.site, nathangrayson.666 (signal), aftermathdotsite@proton.me (proton mail)

Holy shit, what?!

TWO shirts this year?! Desert Bus folk are eating good!

Er sår i halsen etter å ha ledd så mye! Fantastisk show fra @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social

Jeg har en følelse at hele norsk Bluesky er hos @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social sin show i dag

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1B... Incredibly ballsy to drop a launch trailer a whole month before your actual launch, Rockstar, but I'll be damned if I don't respect it.

Lysward’s big demo update is NOW LIVE on Steam!🔥 Download it for free and go test your survival skills now: bit.ly/WishlistLysward How close can you get to the Mother Tree? Check your ranking on the new leaderboard. Your feedback is important to us! Let us know what you think of the new update

Alltid skal jeg huske det vi delte du og jeg Aldri skal jeg glemme alt du var for meg 😭😭😭

Ugh, fant et skjeggkre på badet 😑 har satt ut feller tidligere uten særlig hell, men dette trengte jeg virkelig ikke

Bus. Is. Coming.

A must-share every single time it comes up.

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

you are a regular guy. you can write an email. you are a regular guy. you can do a phone call. you are a regular guy. you can ask a question and spend time finding the answer. you are a regular guy. you can experience discomfort

Shoutout to my amazing former colleagues at @frontierdev.bsky.social for the 9/10 from IGN on Planet Zoo 2. Best of luck with the launch today! I'll be excitedly watching from the sidelines!

I've been promoting the book A LOT over on Insta, and my launch day post had over 1300 views, yet only 12 digital sales, 7 of which were pre-orders from people I know...It feels a lot like I'm just yelling into a void at this point, and the void is very tired of my incessant hootin' and hollerin'🥲

"i am aragorn, son of arathorn. this is gimli, son of gloin, and legolas, whose father is just, the worst"

"So, did you bring anything back from Japan?" Oh, just a few essentials....

Played Reality Fracture sealed with some friends yesterday and pulled the black Garruk planeswalker in one of my packs! In the end, I decided to jund'em out with enough removal to kill a small horse, which let me win the whole thing :D

Ohhh, it's "title-ist", not "tit-leist"!

Hell yes!

Bytter jobb og beite og er med dette fast ansatt i staten! Go me!

One final bowl of noodles before I leave Japan

THE BOOK IS OUT GO BUY PLEASE AND THANK

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

Eki-eki-ben-ben

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

Found New York style pizza in Kobe, one with Kobe beef on it 🍕

Results are in the and we got one Bell bag, one peach, two apples and two oranges. For six capsules, I'd say that's pretty good!

Japan rules, like what do you mean this guy just opened a cafe in a random apartment on the second floor of a building and serves delicious food and coffee and manages to make a living from it