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Watching Digger for the second time genuinely felt like watching Fight Club for the first time. Absolutely phenomenal film that I think you really need to GET before it gets you going.

Not liking this whole 25 hour day thing.

I’m begging for Yorkie to bring back Man-Size buttons under a different name, they were so yummy

Bad news for the Decepticons: Artilleratchet woke up today.

Hey girl are you a leaked 2027 TF MegRis figure because when I think about you I

This scenes gonna go triple platinum when the movie hits digital. Maybe my favourite John Goodman performance ever.

“Well come on, ya pansies! Let’s see how you lowlife low-income brokies handle an ex-Combaticon!”

What a fucking LAD.

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Not to sound like an obnoxious doomer but being into Transformers in the latter half of the year is never really all that fun. It just peaks at the start and gets slowly worse towards the end.

Jegan more like JeGOAT

Might be a hot take but I honestly really dislike Blue Onyx. On an aesthetic level, it looks better than the original, but I also feel like it fits the whole “Lord of Beasts” motif far less than the brown one. I agree with Jala, it should’ve been black and I’d have considered it.

Got Magmatron down from the old shelfy-shelf. Still the best figure of 2023.

The original tweet has quotes disabled. Mine was the scene in Toy Story when Woody falls through the bottom of the bin into the void. I avoided Toy Story for years after the fact.

Not forgetting the single best flop I ever made

The Norman Reedus face didn’t FUCKING work.

BlueSky age verification services is genuinely evil. I’m 20 fucking years old and it somehow thinks I look too young. I’m doing Norman Reedus face.

Modern Gundam protagonists should suffer more.

Some swuff with Swerve

Spoilers for Optimus Prime Awakening What the fuck??? Lmao this is awesome.

Kids are smoking the Boost Devices. This came after a typo in a tweet from Amalgamous Prime, pictured below. Footage emerged of Optimus Primal stuck in a capsule. And to make matters worse… Transformers: The Movie is coming to Broadway.

Realising I’ve basically squandered every chance for teen romance I’ve had and I’m never getting that back :(

From one bartender to another

20.

The idea that so many of my older friends are burning out on Transformers collecting and considering themselves “done” was inevitable but still feels a little sad.

I’m so bored, JTPrime leak something substantial

Man… where do we go from here?

The Lego Mario Bowsers Castle’s Warp Pipe goes directly into Bowsers toilet, that’s amazing.

Gouf in da garden, what will he do?

Investing in a Master Grade Gouf is one of my better purchases this year.

A very emotional goodbye to Big Walk

Me: “Hey, where’d my beer packaging, red fish, blue fish, poisonous fish and plastic bottle go?” Suspiciously shaped shark at Plymouth Aquarium:

Listening to a bit of classic Arctic Monkeys on a long car ride. Where did it all go wrong?

Straight up think this one was perfection. They were cooking so hard on this one.

Oh go on then, my treat.

Bruticus Madness!!!

Retch

Connection issues made us disconnect at the end of Big Walk.

I was catching a friend up with how things were going with me a couple weeks ago and they said “Damn, you’ve really been going through it”. And like. Yeah. Wish I wasn’t.

This is shot like the Siege of Troy from Nolan’s Odyssey. The second that comes to digital, I’ve got the greatest idea ever.

Me when I see Yelena’s stupidly blue pool in Brand New Day

Facebook has reminded me of the time I found the worst birthday card.