jeremy kaplowitz

almost one year ago, my friends and i made a short film about a guy who quits his job to go pro at Digimon cards :) youtu.be/PpiYoBSk9po

i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're dressed as a popular meme

what do you do when you have a good kisser who doesn't like to kiss often and a bad kisser who loves to kiss all the time? full episode: youtu.be/Ryv0l6LxZ1s

tired of not being respected in your career? sick of your boss giving you more and more work you can't possibly finish? introducing: contacting the devil! with the help of satan, lord of the underworld, you can finally be the employee you've always wanted to be!

a phrase you're hearing more and more tbh

tired of not being respected in your career? sick of your boss giving you more and more work you can't possibly finish? introducing: contacting the devil! with the help of satan, lord of the underworld, you can finally be the employee you've always wanted to be!

new developments in the "reggie watts is a supervillain" story

holy shit rip. one of the most talented people in the world imo

ok this is my impression of ving rhames hearing about the h3 drama: "ethan..."

every time someone posts one of these "Ethan Klein caught flirting?!!" clips, i try to watch them because i love gossip, but i can't even get through 30 seconds because they're so fucking boring. people listen to this??

if this isn't the entire point of having a years-long podcast, then i don't know what is

alright, increase the Atlantis tariffs

italians deciding which nyc borough to live in

my cat when i put a scratching post next to the couch to entice him into not destroying said couch

would not trust someone who says "defo" to give me life advice

Sacha Baron Cohen came up with the idea of talking to regular people on camera 3000 years ago

i love to do Film Criticism

NEW QUORATORS w/ @andersleehere.bsky.social & @christopherbell.bsky.social! this week's theme is DISCOURSE and it's a really good episode, especially if your favorite part of podcasts is when someone says a word wrong and everyone yells at them GO WATCH: youtu.be/yL9Q5rjNkWE

so honored to get to give my official Letterboxd Top 4!!

I went in Quorators the same way I listen to Quorators… In my car

Look how they desecrate hamburger church

good episode

i would listen to a weekly podcast where Nathan Fielder shows Elizabeth Holmes famous comedy bits and has her explain what she thinks they mean

fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood

sorry but i'm sick of hiding the truth. it's Santa Claus

finally the Quorators weigh in on Shane Gillis controversy

put out a 20 minute preview of the new Quorators patreon tier where we watch and discuss insane vertical movies

you can see everything 😌

(hearing about a new video game) whoa, sounds cool! i hope it's lightly similar to the 1980 game Rogue!

not sure what the big deal is. i'm just gonna wait until they're on streaming and then play them all at the same time on four different screens

what if we just start posting those minecraft parkour reddit story videos but with insane horny quora posts

"this time.... there's wasps"

bored

"why are most blind people white?" is such a funny question because i feel straight up could not think of a famous blind white person who wasn't a marvel superhero

AI guys are spending their lives trying to recreate the psychological test from Ender's Game

my guess with the shane gillis "women dress like whores at the gym now" joke is that since he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a night, he probably just has a private gym and is reacting to literal porn videos of women at the "gym"

my so-called "friends" saw Digger without me 🤔 you really learn who people are once Digger Rockwell is on the silver screen...

every podcast has one Cool Guy, one Funny Guy, and one Sin Eater

Full episode with @ugarles.bsky.social on all podcast apps and also youtu.be/qfn5ylw5xCA

they're still saying horrible things over on X dot com