Jess

Jess

@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

She/her Law Student (mature, allegedly) Dilettante & Procrastinatrodinaire Not good at portmanteaus

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Jess
@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

Okay, lmao wait wtf am I upset about. I'm just going to be hot, happy, healthy and never let him into my heart again💁‍♀️ #handmethedivorcepapers

Jess
@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

For some reason I thought my book was about the death of neoliberalism, but it's actually describing the insidious rise of neoliberalism. Me: We're like... 5 chapters out, when does it die??? Anyways it's actually called: Invisible Doctrine: The Secret History of Neoliberalism. 💀 It ain't dying

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Corduroy Cheddar
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(during sex) Me (grunts like a caveman) Her: deeper, deeper! Me: oh ok, eh, as Hume once argued, I'm not sure reason alone motivates the action of the will, but it does direct my passion, at least currently, though one could also argue... Her: NOT PHILOSOPHICALLY!

Jess
@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

Me: Dad, what do you do with all your free time? Dad: - spend 2-4 hours in the shop - ride bike - do push-ups - out and about a couple hours a week - take calls - reading, ("currently reading a book about Diogenes" 🐶) - church funeral committee - go to ranch once a week

Jess
@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

We had no prom. But this was grad. I graduated a year early so would've just been 17 here, but things never change lol. The swoopy hair, eyeliner, glasses... 2000s style forever 😂

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Jess
@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

My niece called me last night to implore me to use my ticket buying skills for Zach Bryan tickets in Vancouver. Anyways I guess we're going!

Jess
@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

I did it. I booked a 9 person family vacation to Mazatlan. And I better not hear ANY complaints 😤

Jess@jessicalfarrell.bsky.social

"Me and Ronnie, we're going to Mazatlan!"