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@mchshe.bsky.social Thank you so much for narrating the Lyra books! I just finished the Secret Commonwealth trilogy and I've never been so immersed and transported by a storyteller before. Every character was perfect- even the Griffin Queen😉

Thank you, Dr Anthony Fauci, for a lifetime of service to science, public health, and the HIV community. Your leadership, integrity, and commitment to evidence-based medicine have saved countless lives. IAS–USA proudly stands with you. #ThankYouDrFauci www.iasusa.org/2026/08/07/t...

Fauci 's diary is an interesting read! If Rand Paul thought this was going to harm an 80-something-year-old basically decent person, I don't think he actually read much of it. I find it hard to believe that lil Anthony was ever a champion for his school spelling bee, though. (From auto-bio On Call)

I can't express how full my nerdy little heart is that my teenager shared this with her friends, astonished that they didn't grow up listening to "the apple pie song" 😂

@dissonancepod.bsky.social Can confirm: growing up in Houston makes you feel like a roach living in the bottom of a dirty frat house bathtub. It's flat, humid, smells like a$$, and it's a miracle if you can get out before the next flood.

Some clown on Nextdoor posted a bunch of drivel about how "Raskin only cares about being anti-Trump" got his a$$ very politely and eloquently handed to him by @raskin.house.gov 's constituents 🙌🏼

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY DAY TO A FASCIST DICTATOR THREATENING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION AND PRETENDING THAT DOING ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE DURING THE DAY MATTERS.

Ok, #medsky . Tell me how a single human being can contain enough 💩 to *FILL* TWO toilets to the literal brim?! Moreover, how do they hold it in long enough to hike into a state park bathroom and deposit their massive haul?? I just cleaned up the evidence that it is, indeed, possible, but HOW???

I will miss Kristi Noem's inimitable constitutional insights, as when, asked by Sen. Maggie Hassan, D-N.H. at a Senate hearing to define "habeas corpus," she replied, "Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country."

Imagine Sisyphus happy

The world would have to be so different for Cog Dis to be more popular than Rogan... Take me to THAT timeline! @dissonancepod.bsky.social

Thoughts & prayers to the EPA :(

This made my day! I get why AI thinks the similarities are, but you can't get much further apart in vibes 😄

No sé, pero voy al bosque a ver la naturaleza hermosa, no pañales sucios y botellas rotas.

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Rapids were beautiful this morning at McKeldin! #pvsp

I love how creepy sweetgums look in the winter!

Clearly these scientists enjoyed doing a writeup on the gastric emptying of competitive eaters: "When the speed eater lifted his shirt afterward, his previously flat abdomen protruded enough to create the distinct impression of a developing intrauterine pregnancy."

What has this winter been like as a park ranger? Well...

shit he's in the files huh

Saving my shekels to see these guys for damn sure!🔥 #jonanderson #bandgeeks #prog #livemusic

Today I was reminded why stink bugs are called that. <yartz!>

New music video out on YOUTUBE! Pre-save my forthcoming album here: snd.click/qda8

I just tried a Zyn for the first time and, kids... I was NOT prepared. Might barf for the first time in 18 years.

Did Bowie wish Kanye into being? 🙃 Wish my brain had an unsee button.

TIL that someone lived to a successful adulthood with the name PUDGE HEFFELFINGER. Thank you, #CitationNeeded

This song hits me pretty hard these days. "The natural resources are dwindling and no one grows old And those with no homes to go to, please dig yourself holes" Served over a tear-jerker of a melody. Ian, dude. I'm on the mat. You can stop punching. #jethrotull #vibes

Anybody else immediately think of Carl Anderson descending from on high in spangly white fringe in Jesus Christ Superstar when Tramell Tillman emerged from the forest in Woe's Hollow (S2E04)? I ❤️ #Severance @benstiller.redhour.com

Yes, when I wake up in the morning with completely dead arms, I DO whip them around like a cross between a washing machine agitator and windsock man.

Found out yesterday that the reason my arms have been going numb is because my neck bones are growing little vampire fangs that bite into the nerve roots. I did not sign up for this version of #Severance

Jethro Tull is a mindf*ck of a band. Gritty lyrics, (adorably) odd frontman, but GORGEOUS melodies and jaw-dropping musicianship. Or is that just the definition of #prog rock?

I got my dream job at a gorgeous state park, my co-workers are Disney-cartoon-cute nature-whispering good guys, BUT it's only a ten-month contract that pays in sunsets and rainbows🤷🏼 Still feels like a win to me! #parks #career #meaning

you’ve definitely heard of elf on the shelf but are you ready for

Although Vulgarity For Charity 2025 ends today, we’l leave the donate button and form up for a few more days “to catch the stragglers”. Just follow this link: www.recoveringfromreligion.org/vulgarity-fo...

Hegseth is a dude-bro sporting some questionable tattoos, a creation of television who’s acting as if he won "The Apprentice: The Nuclear-Weapons Season." www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

I 💗Tedeschi Trucks Band!!! The Cindy Lauper solo made me cackle and feel nostalgic for the 80s. What a weird voice!

Every business needs a 13-year-old boy on staff to vet pictures and copy. <smdh>

Aw, this gave me the warm fuzziest! My dad used put on a Royal Scots pipe and drum album and turn that thing up to eleven to get me out of bed on the weekends ☺️

I have never "girl, same"d anything so hard

There is nothing funnier to me than place names. Bird names are a close second. But there's a place in Britain called "Raspberry Topping." And another called "Gortahork." I mean, that one *sounds* like a chortle!

FIFA has the chance to do the funniest thing. Just give it to Obama.

This was a really interesting interview. It's shocking to hear reckless statements like "I don't believe autism is genetic." I hope he meant to say it's not *all/only* genetic. There's a reason that the FDA had a Comms staff: to try to prevent easily-misconstrued and confusing public comments.