JJDiane ⚖️

My Hulu is now always switching to 911 Nashville when what I’m watching is over. Because that’s what they want me to watch. But that’s not the point. The point is that there are women fighting over Chris O’Donnell in 2026. I can’t suspend my disbelief, there is no way that would happen.

Miss Rose hit the catnip too hard, or maybe just right? Who knows, she seems fine, please don’t worry.

I can’t wait for this to end. Let us watch TV in peace.

Today is her 81st birthday and she was just grateful to be remembered.

I just started the Woody Harrellson and Matthew McConaughey show “Brothers”. The stars of this show are Woody’s wife and daughters. That was unexpected, but they own every scene they are in.

Charlie does this because he knows it freaks me out. Rose sits in front of the stairs because she knows she can trip people up. Cats, man.

Told my son I got him a gift for such a great report card. It was not what he was *afraid* of. 🤣

Sometimes I like to google houses in countries I’d like to live in. I found this house in a VILLAGE in Scotland. I loved it and then I saw the video and now I want to live here. www.onthemarket.com/details/1126...

Charlie and Miss Rose had a Monday.

My Irish ancestors wanted to throw Sean’s ancestors overboard but were talked down. Shame.

The 56-year-old Mexican man who died Saturday while in U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement custody was a lawful permanent resident in the country, the agency said in a statement. ICE added he was detained because officers believed he obtained his legal status in the U.S. fraudulently.

Me to a room of teenage boys: “anyone want to go for a ride to Dutch Brothers”? Someone else’s child: “for what”? You know how in Golden Girls Dorothy always gives Rose that look. I looked at this child.

The brand name is sending me. I don’t think I’m going to feel super sexy wearing all this but I appreciate it. 🤣

This has to be the world’s most ridiculous looking animal. I mean that in a very “come live in my house and let me love you” way. I need a demonic looking house goat because I don’t have enough crazy shit in my life.

Charlie and Rose are very confused about these new toys, but like to sit next to them.

I don’t want to call Matt names. I don’t want to suggest to Matt that he must be privileged, out of touch and tone deaf. I don’t want to post a gif of a nut kick, because that would be rude. I do want to tell Matt he’s hella wrong but I can’t seem to put it in mildly polite words.

Five days. Do you even put that on a resume?

Some people worry about saying they like Nazi cars. I worry about the fact that I chose not to comment at all, anywhere, on what happened in Oregon. That I’m becoming desensitized to children dying at school and I’m ashamed of that. But, Nazi cars…that’s important too.

I’m 44, I’d be in his “catastrophic fund,” I guess. Single mother of two minor children. Sorry for consuming all that chemo, years of cancer meds, CT scans, blood labs and PET scans. I’m such an asshole.

happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate

I say this with zero shame and my whole chest. I love Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

appears that hegseth impulsively blurted this out to look tough, but had not discussed it with others prior, causing admin to scramble. he did not think through the consequences of livestreaming. these do not seem like good qualities for someone making war-related decisions.

Good morning, BlueSky! BlueSky: “AI is slavery,” and “adults shouldn’t play video games”.

My son’s High School has what is called a Parent Engagement Specialist. Her advice to ask my son how school was, every day. Ma’am, I already do that and there are three potential responses: 1. Meh 2. Bad 3. Ugh followed by grunting noises

They didn’t cover this in any of my parenting books.

Why is this a thing? The original experiment already suffers from credibility issues. A 2026 reality TV show version is never going to be taken seriously, this is a joke.

Oh I remember this, it’s toddler logic.

I know exactly which brother I can text at 3am to explain the end of Backrooms to me.

I actually put an ear on to hear Rosalia on #SNL Which I rarely do for SNL, It’s been days since I’ve used it, putting an implant on feels like a chore, it’s begrudgingly done. But, she is so amazing. I’m actually glad I don’t know Spanish. Because it’s just her voice and music. Beautiful.

I don’t know how a movie about exploding children can be adorable and yet “Spontaneous” somehow manages.

Fuck yes! #MedicareForAll

I don’t like the death penalty. It doesn’t bring people back, it doesn’t change what took place. Humans are so flawed, systems are corrupted, we can’t trust ourselves with something as permanent as death. Public executions are ghoulish, disgusting and intentionally desensitizing.

Public executions are making a comeback. How delightful.

I took my Mother to my Doctor’s appointment today. “Your blood pressure is kinda high right now.” My Mother “oh, that’s my fault, I’m stressing her out.” At least she knows what she’s doing to me.

I had this conversation with my brother. Is it weird to avoid scary movies about things you’re actually scared of while enjoying scary movies about things you don’t fear at all?

I love this for him.

My city has a third HEB opening today. People are lined up like this is a Best Buy Black Friday in 1999. It’s weird, right?

Nothing like having a President who offers up destroying entire cities with millions of people as a small price to pay for…whatever.

I’m watching The Haunting of the Queen Mary, on Hulu. They have Fred Astaire as a guest on the ship. I feel like they tried to make him sexier. I know they’re doing a Tom Holland biopic, but I’m worried that he’s not going to be good if they do the same kind of thing. Fred wasn’t the sexy type.

I do not want that, why would we want that?

’Tis neither here nor there.

All this talk about Dakota Johnson’s breakups in her monologue. I had to google who she was dating and it was lame, I thought they’d be famouser. #SNL