james

james

@jmbrnt.online

The people’s coward

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lol oh no, the kids school has sent out notice we all need to use some dog-tier app called Skool Loop (made by the good folks at "Advert Media") to manage permission slips and school newsletters. No auth, full of ads, drop in your PPI and hope for the best. Why doesn't the ministry of ed do an app

the amount of digital literacy from the people running schools is terrifyingly bad. these people who turn on their "smart board" and blast my kids with youtube ads on a daily basis :|

Seeing a few recent album covers looking like they’ve gone Scott Walker Bish Bosch mode

Christchurch is cool. The student radio station is like bFM except no one talks and they play heaps of dnb

My neighbour has upgraded his leaf blower into one that is also a really high pitched yard vacuum and I want him to keel over

anyone else lost track of all the php shit they run across the whole internet and just cbf or just me

Hi I'm here from the putting your big fat fucking head into other peoples business dept

It’s mint to sit indoors in the dark on an absolute ripper of a sunny day and listen to every Aldo Harding album

there are huge gangs of young blokes on mountain bikes roving the streets, blocking up the cycleways, threatening people and being general fuckos - it's great to see them outdoors and off the damn ipad!

My parents are going to NYC and staying in Times Square (???) is that cooked boomer brain behaviour or is that good (they are ~74-79 ish small town folk)

i got 2x 2012 era dell business desktops, the last gen that will run Windows XP natively. I am going to make a LAN party setup for my kids and they can learn things the hard way (with Microsoft Encarta) and no internet access :~) #psycho

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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

facebook has misjudged the ol' creepometer and has moved from trying to entrap me with goth baddies to maternity bra baddies. zuckernerd you will never win

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Guys if we keep the Skib Doon energy up there is a non-zero chance they make Biddy Blas a character you can meet in Disneyland

nothing makes me want a resto to go under more than when they name an item on the menu some shit like "The Cheese Burger" or "The Brownie" etc. get in the bin!

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adult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup

if you think shane gillis calls women whores too much you should check out stavros halkias

If you’re not feeling queasy and would like to might I suggest Throbbing Gristle’s 20 jazz funk greats

Seeing all the AI decomps of games is sad somehow. If a weird bloke did that I’d be amazed but knowing it was just blasted out by AI takes the wonder out of it. Still, gta6 on pc

Instead of vaping constantly you should save up all your nicotine energy for one or two insanely good packs of smokes a year

this big kimchi fried rice better cure the previous 20 years of darts, booze, drugs and sitting down for 9 hours a day

whats the new song of the summer. the boyz in discord have really worn 'espresso' smooth

I used to go to school in the school holidays all the time, it’s called being a cool vandal

It’s a good day to listen to the first 5 CAN albums in a row imo Even the fucking annoying parts

An episode of Unsolved Mysteries (remember the vibes not the content)

Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social

In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?