Some Guy Named Jay

Public executions now, eh? Never in my lifetime have I watched a society so gleefully and rapidly march backwards in time.

Of all the things I had on my Bingo card in this fucked up timeline, Mike Tomlin being one of the most prolific Minecraft creators was definitely not one of them. That said, it is a delightful surprise.

Not Tim Curry, too. What a shit week in an especially shit year.

Face down, ass up, that’s the way we like to duck

It is a HUGE problem , failure, and indictment with and of our system that one of the literal worst humans to have ever lived was able to single-handedly build effectively a supermajority within a body that basically makes the rules and effectively has no oversight, nor end.

A lot more good just left the world. I’ll miss you, Dolly.

The damage that this sociopath has done to this nation will take generations to undo.

Name a band using only emojis 🐸💧⚙️

I’ll be honest with you, I think Lloyd Christmas was right. John Denver really was full of shit, man.

I think the problem with society right now is a distinct lack of Naughty By Nature

$40 TRILLION. Party of fiscal conservatism my fucking ass.

I pine for the days when excitement expressed with a cracking voice was enough to sink a political career.

I simply cannot get out of my head how simple political life used to be. Dukakis: wearing a helmet in a tank? Loser. Quail misspelling potatoes? Dunce. Dean getting overly excited in a speech? Maniac. Trump doing ALL THE BAD THINGS? Best. President. Since. Lincoln. Baffling.

I thoroughly enjoy that a single mention of a little-known administrative aide by a prominent Democratic politician has elicited an absolute firestorm from the MAGAsphere. The best kind of confirmation.

A thing I unironically said today: “Not only could this meeting have been an email, it could have been an IM.”

Apropos of nothing...here's a picture of my little gremlin Gus in a rare moment of respite.

Basic but he’s the best Jedi, objectively.

The American economy is as fake as the Internet. Argue with the wall

There is no such thing as a “liberal bubble”. It is simply a place where radical, fascist, racist right-wing ideology is rightfully shunned and not artificially amplified.

I am utterly disgusted with the craven farce of a hearing that Dr. Fauci has been put through. To see a man who dedicated his life to using science to help and advance mankind be disrespected by these ignorant scumbags is a disgraceful embarrassment to this country.

*opens BlueSky and scrolls for a minute and a half* Well, that’s enough news for today, I think.

So tired of these activist judges rewriting laws from the bench.

Republican Timeline: “There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war” - Lincoln “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - Trump (on Easter)

Donald Trump will leave this world knowing in his heart of hearts that he never measured up, even a little bit, to Barack Obama. And that tortures him. And, as a result, us.

Trump is not just the worst President ever, but he is objectively one of the worst humans to have ever lived.

I want my fucking hour back.

This country was way cooler when we had three branches of government.

The US government is absolutely RIDDLED with deeply unserious people.

I don’t care what they tell you you saw. You saw what you saw, I saw what I saw, we all saw what we saw. It’s way tougher to fully implement fascism when the evidence is from multiple angles and perfectly clear…but only if those meant to provide the checks actually do so. Congress, wake the fuck up

At least we know that while federal agents are killing people for using cell phones and the country is going to shit, Trump was working hard playing golf, hosting a screening for Melania’s movie, and rage-posting about his ballroom.

"The Russian initiative to install Trump as president was the greatest success of espionage in human history, and the greatest failure in American history for not preventing the project’s success" www.bylinesupplement.com/p/billionair...

A HUGE part of the problem here is that all of the people calling the shots in the government are literal mental children. They all have the reasoning and rationality of a 7-year-old. It’s straight up bananas

I used to give “one issue voters” a super hard time. And yet, I find myself desperately wanting to vote for anyone who runs on the “arrest, prosecute and sentence literally every person remotely involved in any of this” platform.

I hate being online and want nothing more than to disconnect, but in this moment it feels like the very bare minimum of my civic duty is to keep my eyes wide open and to continue to talk about The Horrors.

Thoroughly enjoying all of the Pats hate tonight.