Tacos and What Not

I just spent 20 min on the phone with Mitch McConnell. He’s totally fine and not at all brain dead.

I’m trademarking this the “Civil Civil War”.

Where is Trump?

I would have given anything to be the guy that drove by Tiger Wood’s flipped car and said “You can’t park there!”

May we all live a life that would make Trump happy we’re dead.

I used AI to make a PowerShell script to farm mobs in Minecraft. Pretty sure this is worth the higher electric bills.

PHOENIX - Trump’s ICE goons drive by and MACE peaceful protestors on the sidewalk right in the face for no reason. (From @phoenixnewtimes.com )

Daaaaa Bears!! #bears

@bookowl.bsky.social

Great, but you gave the election to Trump. Do you regret that at least?

Did you ever see Bill Laimbeer play basketball? He’s a big republican which is all you need to know about his play style.

The confederacy’s long game is strong.

As unprofessional as these mother fuckers are, there’s going to be a real fuck up soon.

@stibret.bsky.social sOnNy gRaY iS good!!!

They starting with the Bible?

If you hear anyone say "this isn't what I voted for", tell them "it's exactly what you voted for, you're just stupid".

"Everything's computer!" -Donald Trump during a Tesla commercial in front of the White House today

@govpritzker.illinois.gov Can you end daylight savings time in Illinois?? I hate it.

Nazis are taking over.

this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer

Here is a phrase I never though I’d say, “The president elect is getting sentenced tomorrow” and I could not be happier about it.

Dear everyone, please stop getting in the landing gear of airplanes. Thank you.

This is still hilarious, and outrageous

There is no stopping it now. But whatever happens in the next two years is all on them. It’s going to be bad. Many people will be hurt. So go ahead and create your ultra right wing conservative utopia. It will be a lot like Alabama, I’m sure. But maybe, people will wake up and vote in the midterm.

@pattonoswalt.bsky.social You do have a dog tongue! Enjoying AP Bio!

I’m making an appointment to get loaded up with whatever kind of vaccines are available before this wacko become president.

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,196,194!

What a Hellish day. I guess there’s going to be another one tomorrow. God damnit.