Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢

Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢

@joelledancy.bsky.social

Boy mom. Dog mom. Cat mom. Former Steelers fan (Fuck AR). #H2P. Teaberry ice cream. #voteblue I've been told I'm delightful.

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How is this NOT the top story? How is “The Factory” discourse - though admittedly funny - taking up space instead of more proof of how rape-y he is?

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social

Beyond disgusted by even more rape allegations against the President of the United States. "In total, more than 25 different women...have independently accused Donald Trump of rape, sexual assault, or other sexual misconduct." Report w/ new details: democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Racism just flat out in the open. Burn it all down.

The Bulwark@thebulwark.com

RFK: "There's five hundred million Arabs in the world. And yet they don't produce science. They don't win the Nobel Prize. They don't win the Fields Prize. They don't win the Wolf Prize. They don't produce literature."

Gawd. I am so tired of these delicate dickheads who became famous by dishing it out but cannot take even a little bit of it. Eat a bag of dicks, Pat. And I hope that scares you enough to never come back to Pittsburgh.

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com

Pat McAfee says he was "uncomfortable" during Utah College GameDay and alluded to the Charlie Kirk killing. This all comes after a school video of students commenting about him upset him. Also said he might not show up if GameDay goes back there. www.nytimes.com/athletic/772...

As I am watching this Pitt/Miami game, I can’t help but remember the part of this article where DC Rhoads concentrated on tackling in the week before WVU.

Sta7ic@sta7ic.bsky.social

The bad part for any Pitt non-followers of Alex is he already did this in article form to the best degree possible (my god next year will be the 20th anniversary) www.sbnation.com/a/2007-colle...

Me being shocked that a child rapist supports a parent that let her child be raped.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Acton, is a liar, and much worse. The Press is trying to get him to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about daughter that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving"

Not the point, obs, but her gasping with every breath is something.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

FOX NEWS: What do you tell voters is your plan to make their lives more affordable? DARLINE GRAHAM: The long term solution is easing regulations on drilling and oil refineries. Under Democrats, gas prices are going to be permanently high

Can someone explain this dickhead’s hair?

Thomas [DARK MODE], DO 🫐@tom.medsky.social

I'm sick of Ramaswamy posting but he was asked about the ad by local news and he admits it is from his campaign while having absolutely no self awareness about the problems of aligning with a pedophile protector. From the Columbus ABC affiliate wsyx 6

Huh. Did not realize that the name Mohammed was a Top 5 Baby Boy name in the suburbs of Detroit.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "If you call somebody from that part of the world 'Mohammed,' you're about 65% sure to get it right. So if you have any problem with names, just call the guy Mohammed, you'll probably be right."

Pitt out here catching strays. #H2P Also, JD thinks we're cute. Swoon. #PittBS

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Vance: "Some of America's most elite universities bring in foreigners to undercut wages of American residents. There are 9 universities in particular we believe merit an investigation. Those are Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Brown, the University of Pittsburg, UC Davis, Cal Tech, Arizona State, and MIT."

Can anyone in and around this administration know how to just, like, stand? I mean, lady in red, what. is. up?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."

Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 reposted

FUCK IT. Let's give away 3 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo. Repost & reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated!

What the fuck is a vaygin? And after alllll of these years, it is still shocking to me that this asshat is president.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We've gonna shove it up their ass ... They are a bunch of dumb son of a bitches" Remember when presidents had dignity? Here's a lowlight supercut from Trump's rally tonight in Ohio:

Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 reposted

I made this for you last night, Pitt fans, but forgot to post. Last night was almost a Pitt perfect day - Pitt win, West Virginia loss, Penn State loss. Here are the last 10 Pitt Perfect Days.

Joelle Barton Dancy 🐢 reposted

That was the most Pitt football game of all-time, only to be supplanted by the next time Pitt plays football

No, I wouldn't expect to pay $39, or even $29. I would expect to pay $1 for (an illegally minted) $1 coin. I mean, the silver dollar was $1. Also, absolutely ridiculous and embarrassing.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

beyond parody -- Newsmax runs ads for the new Trump $1 coin ... that you can buy for $9.95 each 😆

Livid, to say the least.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Dean on Fetterman: I was disappointed with that stunt. What we have seen in his service as a senator is something very different than what I got to know. We can see in his work ethic that he's just not present. He doesn't participate…

Co-curse.

Andy Kindler@andykindler.bsky.social

Aaron Rodgers is a profoundly stupid man. Fauci is a hero. Rodgers hero is RFK Jr. He’s a colossal piece of Trump. The Steelers will fail with this aging fascist at the helm. I curse him and the Steelers and the Dodgers. I took Cursing 101 in college so I mean business.

Same, James. Same. I may never go back. 🤷‍♀️

James Santelli@santelli.bsky.social

easier to say on Bluesky than elsewhere, but Pittsburghers: you don’t need to root for the Steelers as long as this bum is the QB. JUST WALK OUT. you can leave!!! I hit da bricks last year and highly recommend it.

How does anyone think the “gold” covered statue looks better? We live in the dumBest, tackiest timeline.

Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01)@repstansbury.bsky.social

While you were over here trying to figure out how you were going to cover the rent and food—this guy was over there using $5.1 million in taxpayer money YOU paid into the system to cover these statues in 23 karat gold. Yeah, he did that.

Stupid softball question - a chance to have a little fun with a debate lots of people have - and this orange asshat uses it to display, yet again, how horrible he is. Jezus. Can we can a functioning adult anywhere in this administration?

Sahil Kapur@sahilkapur.bsky.social

Donald Trump: “LeBron is — maybe he’s a racist. But maybe he doesn’t like Trump. I don’t know. But I only like people that like me.”

Hoo boy. I hope that is a parody account. It HAS to be, right? RIGHT?!? Ignoring alllll of the other horrible stuff she says, no one can possibly be good with being raped and/or/especially your kids getting raped. Come on. There is no redemption for people like this.

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