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Why is it when someone says they "don't follow politics," they always have the worst fucking politics you've ever seen.

If y'all remember the lesson we learned during mascot reveal season, this makes me laugh even harder.

What was that TEMU-ass Kermit the Frog voice on the WalMart commercial

Fire Air Water Earth Long ago...

Maybe I don’t remember Dune Messiah as well as I thought, but Denis is taking this one in some weird and fun directions.

Oh hey just got another.

Look, this is coming from BOTH Tubby and Flavor Flav. That’s basically an edict from on high.

Oh, so it’s BAD bad. Got it.

Department of Education posting Malfoid art btw. I’m losing my mind man.

Rowdy says MEEP MEEP Don’t worry I speak Roadrunner and that means VOTE VOTE

Shit.

This one just came through on mine.

Seven games of Beck's offense, one chart each. The defense held all 7 opponents to 20 points or fewer. Michigan was favored in the second half of all three losses. Iowa was bad luck. Minnesota and Indiana were on the offense: 7 and 6 points. Game by game 🧵

I always limited myself to the last hour or even 30 minutes of gameday when Lee was there. Now I don’t watch. Having that extra bit of the time in the morning to go get donuts or go for a walk or play games with my kiddo has been great. Pat McAfee improved my quality of life, a new sentence.

Me, usually.

5:15 central, a totally normal time for kickoff.

Have you ever joined a subreddit for people in your situation, and realized it’s a real bad idea because it’s a giant crab bucket of misery? Yeah, I’m gonna unsubscribe.

You know we had to mention ULM’s wild 4th Quarter comeback with a pitchy pitchy woo woo cherry on top touchdown.

Wait, does Sharl Leclerc really say Charles with the hard CH Or is that just for the weird commercial?

It makes me really happy that with all the handwringing about NIL, portal, dumb congressional labor smashing, and the rest of the miscellaneous horseshit, this sport can still deliver a truly idiotic product. Can’t break something that was never meant to work in the first place.

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Woke up, drank some water, water stayed down. We’re calling that a win.

Now the anti-Talarico texts feel like phishing scams.

The fuck was that “Liberals are the new racists” commercial

It’s going to take me a while to get used to John Harbaugh in Giants colors.

Ugly fucking Elon robo cabs with cyberpunk font.

liberty mutual was the only advertiser who stuck with tucker carlson after he said mexicans were "filth" so whatever fantasies you have about torturing the mascot are morally correct

Bottle check.

Now these texts are just hilarious.

Kids, this was enough to entertain us for weeks.

A big piece of metal falling off the back of a pick up truck and hitting the front of my car reminds me that I need to put my dash cam back up.  Just glad it didn’t hit the windshield. 

NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union

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Wait the “we’re making weapon dogs” guy is the same as the “we’re making dire wolves” guy? This makes sense.

I will build you all a cootie catcher that says “run the ball in the a gap” and charge you 1/100th of whatever it cost to build bevo lab

The game I most remember involving rushing an opponent’s field was 2021 Apple Cup in Seattle.