JoeProton

people love to rp in this game

Mel Odom, 1989

My life is never going to have a plan beyond the next 12h because I can't rember a list of tasks I made and decided to do 5 minutes ago

the people love me

shouldn't post him, but

Need to make a bullshit little dungeon for my pathfinder group if anyone has ideas. So far all I have is a room with sentient fire, a demon that has been stuck in a magic trap for 600 years, and the word "maw"

Commission for a Jedi with a sick poncho

played deadlock and had fun. uh oh

Oglaf rocks you should put it on your coffee table

WE are in the final hours of the @oglaf.bsky.social Book Five Kickstarter and we just dropped the last stretch goal, probably! Unless something wildly unexpected happens! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...

The violence of Man I Just Wanna Live

Over The Top (1987) is not a good movie but it has some insane star filter visuals, an army of greasy 80's body builders, and that one scene where a guy swallows a cigar to psyche out sylvester stallone and well those things individually are all great

"they're doing malfoid on twitter" i don't care, man. this whole discourse is funko pops. you went to the ragebait factory and got ragebaited

I miss guilty gear.

yknow what would fix all of this? a new smash bros doc

I've always thought it would be funny to put a mannequin in the latex claustrophobia kink cube and hang it from the ceiling as decoration. Honestly the cube is probably the cheap part, issue is affording a room big enough

the reason I keep hearing the name kelly clarkson is the same reason I keep seeing bird automatons? why? what even is a kelly clarkson

If someone says web3 to me all their glamours fade and they become a flaccid sopping ghoul projecting the shadows of ideas that got shoved up their ass by a more powerful and wicked figure lurking out of sight

No rain for 6 months. Now rain for 20 hours. Quit your job.

I like spending $600 on glasses without insurance that feels good

awesome fire mage

dead end dot com / eggmoder

Zoomers are funny cause you tell them about Ask a Ninja and you get bullied for months and then they turn around and tell you all about freddy fucking fazbear and expect to be taken seriously

How many years of decline do I get before a week gets too bad

mtg changes how foils appear in packs and once again the entire community shows they can barely read and dont know how math works. I love this stupid game so much

Vampire

Successful comic day trip plus aquarium. Did not expect to find lodoss war comics I didn't even know existed and now I have to finish the set

worm god #ksbd #killsixbilliondemons

test

Happy October y'all

In keeping with the rain theme, I painted these little guys. medium: Schmincke Horadam gouache

The Gardener nurtures the Fool

Have a doodle. It’s a corpse.

I've never posted these two together, have I? Motoko & Batou

holy shit this pitching motion

A somewhat maximalist, very collage-heavy experiment piece this month, using a lot of my photography and some old Slovenian art

What if I just lit myself on fire