JoeyTheHepcat

As a former teacher, I never scrubbed in for a gender reassignment surgery, but I did instruct the kids on how to get the window screens off in case of an active shooter…

🚨BREAKING: We have moved for a temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction enjoining Trump from continuing to unconstitutionally impose themselves upon election administration procedures that the Constitution and federal law assign to the States.

Big Brother is watching, but now we can watch Big Brother right back. I love that MapQuest is flipping the script. Apple Maps, where you at?!

Everyone keeps asking me how I’m feeling about early voting so far. I’m feeling like nobody *actually* knows anything, and this is the most important midterm of our lives. I’d rather be us than them, but we can’t get comfortable. We can’t get complacent. Go vote like we’re down 3%.

We can’t get enough of Clara and her babies giving loving head bumps. #adoptable #headbutt #mamacat #cutenessoverload

For the next week. We have to learn from Brazil. When the right wingers were flooding social media with election rigging nonsense. Brazilians absolutely flooded social media with pro-Lula posts. Everyone was sharing, constantly throughout the day. Do it with your local candidate.

Night night sweet dreamies Never feel you have to hide the hurt you carry Your feelings are not a weakness, nor are they something to be ashamed of They are simply part of being human, and even on your hardest days, you are no less worthy of love, kindness and understanding.

‘We, the people’—not we, the white people—not we, the citizens or the legal voters—not we, the privileged class, and excluding all other classes but we, the people; not we, the horses and cattle, but we the people.” —Frederick Douglass, 1857 www.americaamerica.news/p/showing-tr...

Moxie: "OMG it's Monday, what do we do!?" Legacy: "What we do every Monday. Nothing and still be adored." While Moxie may be caught off by the fact it's Monday morning, but Legacy remains as cool as a cucumber! Hope everyone has a chill morning like Legacy! 🐈🥒

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President Obama Is Correct.......

Good morning and welcome to marvellous marmalade Monday Sometimes in life, you just need a hug. No words, no advice, just a hug to make you feel better. Sending a big warm fuzzy hug to all who may need one today 🧡 🐈

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We think Keeper, and her brother Striker, might do well in a home with a dog, what do you think? They are still hoping to find their forever home, maybe with some fur siblings! #adoptable #adoptme #catsanddogs #kittenlove

Night night sweet dreamies One day, the moments we barely noticed will become the memories we hold closest. A voice, a laugh, a love we thought would last forever. Life whispers no warning when something becomes a last time. So cherish the little things. They are everything.

IT’S OPEN HOUSE DAY AT RAPPCATS! 🎉🐾Antonio is already licking his chops in anticipation of delicious treats & endless chin scratches. He is ready to charm his way right into your heart & maybe your home! 🏡❤️ Drop a 🥰 in the comments to wish Antonio luck! #RappCats #RescueMe

Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day Stop worrying about what could be and take a moment to appreciate what is. Not every question needs an answer, nor every moment a plan. Sometimes, happiness is simply enjoying today instead of worrying about tomorrow

Good morning & welcome to Roast Dinner Day Stop worrying about what could be and take a moment to appreciate what is. Not every question needs an answer, nor every moment a plan. Sometimes, happiness is simply enjoying today instead of worrying about tomorrow

Although from different litters, Snuffleupagus and Zoe, are bonded. Like true best friends, they help make each other braver. We have lots of adoptable kittens! #bonded #snuffleupagus #gettingbraver #adoptable

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Be a reader, teach yourself how to do things you have never done before. Find joy, in a sunbeam, streaming through your windows. Life is a gift, and tomorrow is not promised.

As a veteran, I'm furious he told those poisoned by Camp Lejeune's water they'd only get help IF REPUBLICANS WIN. This rotten son of a bitch sees veterans as tools to manipulate. I know, that’s not news. We’ve known this. But..that makes it no less disgusting or disturbing. VOTE.

Happy first day of early voting, New York!

Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"

"Right now, we’re living in Trump’s world, in Vance’s world, in Hegseth’s world. This is what a world without empathy looks like. It’s a world of constant othering, of constant rage, of a constant belief that life is a zero-sum game. But nothing flourishes in that world." — @snipy.bsky.social

Betty has complete tunnel vision this morning! 🎯🐾 She takes playtime very seriously & her crinkle tunnel is the ultimate staging ground for morning pounces. With a playful spirit & a sweet heart, she's ready to bring endless fun to her forever home! 🏡✨ #RappCats #RescueMe

Jan 2025: Trump shutters SDNY Epstein Probe Mar: 1000+ FBI agents are trained to mark Trump’s name for supervisory review May: Bondi tells Donald he’s in the files June: White House, DoJ, FBI conspire to create “case closed” memo July: Memo released Aug: Maxwell moved/sex offender status waived

Just 10 people have already poured over $1 BILLION into this year’s midterm elections. 90% has gone to Republicans. In the entire 2008 presidential cycle, the last election before Citizens United, total billionaire spending was $16 million. We need to get Big Money out of our democracy.

The BBC is doing something important, refusing to be intimidated by a powerful person trying to use the legal system to punish criticism and discourage scrutiny. They’re schooling the American press on what the 1st Amendment means. Read about it here: joycevance.substack.com/p/the-bbc-st...

They’ve already started. They filed a suit today to effectively throw out Alaska’s election results if Dan Sullivan (the incumbent) doesn’t win

It’s that magical time of year again where I prepare to celebrate the absolute filth and debauchery of Halloween. I’ve already unrolled the pentagram rug and polished my favorite cauldron. I’m just trying to make sure the neighbourhood demons feel welcomed and structurally

Good morning & welcome to #Caturday You don’t have to have everything figured out today. Sometimes it’s enough to turn up, be yourself and make somebody smile And if all else fails, find a sunny spot and look important What’s one little thing that would make you smile today

The El Paso firefighters are back in their 👠! Yesterday, they completed the Walk a Mile in Her Shoes event to stand against violence toward women. What an amazing group of men, and they looked great doing it! 👏🏽 #SheShed

Mama Clara loves to give loving head butts, and she taught her kittens to head butt, too! #adoptable #headbutts #kittenlove #adoptme

Night night sweet dreamies You might not have changed the world today, but perhaps you made someone smile, listened when they needed a friend, or showed a little kindness without giving it a second thought. Sometimes that's how the world changes.

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

Is This When You Became AKA Krasnov, Chumpster.......? (Politico)